NEW RULE: NO MORE BLACK SANTA CLAUS OK??

Am I the only one with a problem when I see Black men dressed as Santa Claus? I mean seriously, that shit bugs me. Its bad enough that we lie to our kids and have them believing Santa is real. But damn, do we have to insult the intelligence of our kids by presenting Black Santa. I mean c'mon! How many Black men or Black families are there with the last name Claus. I'm sorry, but I seriously doubt whether the Claus' were plantation owners. And besides if Santa was Black, I'm sure he would have already been shot or in jail for breaking into the homes of white people "allegedly" to drop off gifts.

Shit, I bet white kids laugh at that shit when they see it. Could you imagine a white kid going to the mall with his or her parents to sit on the lap of Santa and ask for presents? Can you imagine how fucked up that white kid would be upon getting there only to run into a Black Santa Claus? There are no reindeer, snow and sleighs in Africa! And hell, Africa isn't even close to the North Pole. And besides, how do you explain the Black midgets being his helper in the toy factory when the pygmies live in South America, and are cannibals? White kids would be apt to think that Black Santa is gonna kidnap them and feed them to the pygmies! Kids aren't stupid, and they do have the Discovery Channel for kids.

So every year when I see these Black Santas I get disappointed. Not only that, I don't trust those guys. I usually think that they're just a bunch of guys up to no good. You know, kinda like a dude walking into a bank wearing a mask? Yeah, thats how I look at them. Yeah, and the whole long white beard thing is a dead giveaway. And I know those fuckers get paid to dress up like that. At least I hope they get paid to do it. I often wanna yell at them to get a real job when I see them. I mean really, would you trust that dude in the pic above while he has your child in his lap?

Besides, there are no Black men with the first name Santa or the last name Claus. Now, the name Junebug Johnson? Thats a name I could respect. He sounds like a brotha who never brings gifts but shows up to have a drink at Christmas family gatherings or office parties. Something that Black men know all about all too well. At least with a name like Junebug Johnson, I know not to put any stock in him bringing me the shit that I ask for. Shit, if the Black Santa is gonna continue, can we at least change his name first name to Jerome, Tyrone, Ray Ray or Junebug at least? I know us Black people can't do much about our gov't last name unless we become Muslim, but that Santa thing just ain't cuttin it. Hell, can we at least have the brotha wear a Dashiki?