Showing posts with label American Idol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American Idol. Show all posts

Monday, January 18, 2010

Will "Pants on the Ground" go platinum? Will the brother get paid? Will he be able to afford Shannon Sharpe's suit?


So I've already told you folks the reason why we see so many non-singing, no-talent having clowns on American Idol, right? Yes, and I've also said that the DC Sniper would have made for a helluva judge - screw Randy "Pitchy" Jackson. Well the DC Sniper is dead, and losers still show up on Idol all because of their lying ass grandparents. Yes, all these non-singing idiots somehow at the age of thirty two wake up one day remembering the blessings granny bestowed on on them and decide to hop their asses on over to an American Idol audition.

Most times, they stand in line without the realization that granny is trying to get to heaven, hence lying to them so as to not motivate them to commit suicide. I mean why else do you think granny sends you birthday cards with money? It damn sure isn't to help finance a weed habit, but instead for singing lessons and just in case you have to pay for an abortion one day; save that shit people. But then their are people like Larry Platt who show up and use American Idol as a platform for social activism:

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