Uh-huh, or in other words, "bitch, sit'cho stupid ass down somewhere." Yep, did ya get that Mama Grizzly? Hopefully you listen and listen well because obviously you're an embarrassment to the GOP establishment.
And just in case Palin might wanna get slick with Mama Bush (like she did with Michelle Obama). Just remember, Barbara keeps a dead fetus is a glass jar on her nightstand; yep, she may not have a problem bussin' a cap in Palin's ass! Shoot, ya think she got old and wrinkled-looking by being nice all her life?
This from an upcoming interview on Larry King Live airing on Monday night:
So I told you what was wrong with Dr. Laura and other melanin challenged folks who think like her the other day. Yes, I'm still of the belief that she needs to embrace her inner cracker. Don't run from it; embrace it.
You know RiPPa's down for anything meant to improve racial harmony, and promote feelings of post-racial Utopian Kumbaya, right? But unfortunately, you guys are the only ones who listen to me. Yep, nobody wants to listen to the ex-racism-chasing expert as he eulogizes the pre-post racial days long gone bye.
Some of you just won't let it go just like Dr. Laura Shlessinger.
Yep, even Dr. Laura - who could have learned a thing or two from my last post - isn't quite willing to let go of the old and embrace the new. Instead of digging deep down inside in the wake of her now infamous on-air "nigger moment", and embracing her inner cracker-ass-cracker, she decides to quit talk radio.
So last night the world pretty much stopped because of the Chris Brown interview on Larry King Live. Ok, so no it didn't actually stop like the premiere of Michael Jackson's Thriller video, but it was damn close; everybody on twitter was up on it. I don't know if people were tuning in because word got out that Chris didn't remember the temper tantrum he threw which happened to involve Rhianna's face. But I know there were a lot of people ready and waiting to teleport, or project their hate into the TV screen. You know how America has to always have someone Black to hate every other month, right?
Like most of you, I wanted to see the interview. I tried watching it twice last night but I've yet to see it in it's entirety. I dunno, but for me I think the whole blue bow-tie, and blue sweater thing was a turnoff. No seriously, I saw his outfit and I felt it was a tragic example of what a young Black man has to do to win respect today. And I'm afraid that Chris has set some sort of precedence with his choice of wear. Yes, young Black men from here on out will all go to court dressed as Muslim Smurfs in an attempt to appear softer in the eyes of the law. Forget the traditional gang colors red and blue. Yes, Powder Blue is what's hot from here on out. Yes, from here on out that saggy pants hip hop thing is dead. Chris Brown has officially killed the game and we can expect powder blue wife-beaters (pun intended) to be all the rage. I can't help but to think that somewhere rapper Cam'ron is kicking himself in the ass for wearing pink instead of powder blue.
Did Chris manage to accomplish, or win people over this with this interview? Like I said, I've yet to see the interview in it's entirety so I cannot comment. I would say that he looked pretty nervous and dare I say even a bit angry at times. He really should have worked on that scowl. If you've seen the interview, tell me what you think, will you? My wife watched most of it and we've been talking about it quite a bit today. I'd like to hear your thoughts about it. In closing, I'll just say that I'm sick and tired of seeing Black men apologizing for shit on my TV every time I turn around. Hell, I'm still mad that "Hancock" had to apologize publicly before he went to jail. Yeah what Chris did was wrong, yes he has since put forth a formal apology while wearing one of Prince's blouses. To me, that should have been it. But I guess when everybody hates Chris as they do, an apology tour is to be expected. Hopefully Larry King is still alive when O.J. Simpson gets out of prison.
I can't wait to see the full interview...
but then again, knowing me, I'll probably get pissed like this lady....
“He who warned uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.” -- Sarah Palin on Paul Revere
