Kentucky Patriotism: Wearing the 'Yup I'm a Racist' T-Shirt on the 4th of July

I think I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Barack Obama being elected president has motivated some of the most twisted, yet ingenious minds in America. That said, what better day is there to show your disdain for him as a true act of American patriotism than the fourth of July.

Yep, while some of you were out at your family reunions eating BBQ, and watermelon. Check out how some fine white folks in my favorite state Kentucky (home of Rand Paul) celebrated, or should I say, ingeniously expressed their American pride and patriotism, at a Lexington Kentucky 4th of July festival:


I really don't understand how some white people rationalize stuff in their heads. If this is the best way to protect the country, I suppose we should bring the troops home; because, if we throw in a few bumper stickers then we've won the war against Al Queda, and the illegal immigrants I suppose. Oh well, it's a white thing; and obviously my black-president-loving-ass won't understand.

Sorry, I'm all for the freedom of expression; but defending your bigotry for profit just doesn't sit well with me. But then again, isn't this just what the Tea party has been doing for the last year and a half? Look, as blue as the grass is in Kentucky, I bet there were a few of these proud racist folks buying up these T-Shirts as a Christmas stocking stuffer. On some real talk, I can't knock the hustle; hell, racism is as American as apple pie. And to be honest, I wish more white folks were (to borrow a word from Eric Holder) less cowardly.

The Boondocks: The Story of Jimmy Rebel

Pay close attention to this as it speaks to our new level of "post racial-ness" in America. After watching this, one can appreciate the delicate nuances of the presentation. A style that has come to epitomize the genius of series creator and writer Aaron McGrudder.

I think this episode speaks volumes of our political and social climate. A reality that is denied by white and black people alike. And as Sean Walton Jr,. editor-in-chief of theFreshXpress.com points out. The Boondocks has pushed the limits of mainstream television acceptability, even for the very black folks who the show represents.

This episode in particular tackles the question of just how we're all supposed to "act" in this newfound uncharted territory of Americanism with a Black president at the steer of the ship. At least, that was my interpretation as I saw it.

So pay attention to the symbolic representation of, racist Republicans, Tea Party activists, and the obvious Negro enablers in this one. And just how the corporate machine profits from our further polarization:

What Would U.S. History Look Like If It Were Written By Texas and Arizona?

[Editors Note: Simply put, if you don't read this post from my favorite "Respectable Negro" from the blog We Are Respectable Negroes, you'll fail to see what's happening right infront of your eyes.]

History is one part truth. History is also one part fable. It is a site of political contestation and struggle. As the state of Arizona (with its rules banning “Ethnic Studies”) and the state of Texas (reimaging its U.S. history curriculum to conform with the Tea Party and Christian Nationalist perspective) have both embraced a more “conservative” view of history, it only seems fair and reasonable to take their efforts at face value. Theirs is not an assault on academic freedom. No, it is an effort to diversify and make more inclusive and “American” the curriculum taught to our children.

Many, on both sides of the political divide, have treated these new guidelines with much derision and complaint. I suggest that the best way to understand the teaching of history as imagined by this brave new world is to work through the reality it offers. To that end, I present U.S. history as outlined in the politically correct guidelines offered by Arizona and Texas. Sometimes the old is indeed the new…welcome my friends to Tea Party U.S.A.

The Essential Dates and Events of U.S. History as Approved by the States of Arizona and Texas

1607– Jamestown founded. Capitalism, which can trace its roots to the Bible, is now firmly rooted in the New World.

1660-1800–Triangular Atlantic trade continues to bring wealth and prosperity to America while giving opportunities to new immigrants.

1776–War for Independence against the tyrannical, evil British empire. Colonists suffer oppression that is unprecedented in human history. Minutemen singlehandedly defeat the evil British Empire in 1783.

1788–The United States Constitution is signed as a document to stand for all time, inspired by God, and never to be changed.

Get ready for Tea Party TV: New right-wing network, Right Network, set to launch this summer

Had enough media coverage that highlights the exploits of Republicans, the Tea Party, and the tin foil hat wearing bunch? Yep, just when you've finally conceded that Fox News is indeed the devil in as red dress (pun intended), in steps a new network destined to give more airtime to people the likes of Jon Voight, Michelle Bachman, and now Kelsey Grammer?


I swear I never liked that dude Frasier Crane; but I digress. I'm guessing using him in a promo would appeal to the more intellectual and less redneck side of Conservatism (We'll see how good that works). Hopefully these new guys at RightNetwork are not gonna try and fool us with the "fair and balanced" version of what passes for journalism from Fox News. According to this PDF, RightNetwork is going to be responsible for providing "a perspective we don't generally get from the media." No word yet on footage of protesters spitting on lawmakers and or derogatory words.

Let's be honest, without that, we can all agree that their presentation would be a different perspective. Oh yeah also different is that their channel "focuses on entertainment with Pro-America, Pro-Business, Pro-Military sensibilities." Yep because Fox News is just a bit too Liberal for some, and just not American enough. At any rate, checkout the following promo shot at a recent Tea Party rally in (D) Senator Harry Reid's hometown of Searchlight, Nevada. Oh yeah, pay attention to the 35 second mark. They managed to throw a brotha into the mix and captured him doing a jig.... literally! Yep, not too different from Fox as far as Negroes are concerned...

Tea Party Express: "Get On The Bus, Pay Your Fare, And Tell The Driver That You're Going To A Double Dutch Affair"

Detective Lester Freamon of the hit series The Wire prophetically once said: "You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you." No truer words have ever been said especially when it comes to power and politics. case in point, the not so grassroots political activists who've dubbed themselves as The Tea Party Express. Or as I'd now like to call them, the white new millennium Freedom Riders with Jon Voight as the driver.

Journalist Kenneth P. Vogel, lays out an excellent piece over at POLITICO that exposes the Tea Party Express for the money grubbing Republican "activists" that they are. The piece is titled: GOP operatives crash the tea party; and it's a piece well worth the read. However, I suspect that it's being touted as more of the same "liberal media bias" by our concerned citizens within the Tea Party Movement. Especially by those in the movement who are blind to the symbiotic relationship between the Tea Party and the GOP, or at least pretend to be.

Jon Voight vs. Barack Obama: The grumpy old troll just keeps on talking

So, like the grumpy old troll, Jon Voight crawled out from under a bridge or California freeway, got on Mike Huckabee's show on Fox and had the following message to deliver to the people of America idiots who watch that channel:



I'll be honest, if it wasn't for one of my readers tipping me off, I would have never known about this. Matter of fact, if it wasn't for that very reader hitting me up on Twitter. I would never had known that this turd was still alive. Shit, I ain't seen this dude in a movie since Deliverance. Which is ironic because the only people feeling his message are the toothless banjo picking knuckle draggers posing as intellectuals in the Tea Party Movement. You know, the same people motivated and moved to water the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants and patriots, since the light skinned brother and his family moved into the White House?

You know, the same people who are of the opinion that Obama has made America less safe by signing the new treaty on nuclear weapons? Yeah, it's as though Obama signed a deal to have everybody around the world dump their plutonium here, so we could drop it off to the Bloods & Crips in Compton. Or that now the nuclear stock pile will be reduced, the Republic of Tonga will finally be able wipe the United States off the map with its new advantage. I mean Obama has been bowing down to kings and shit, so you know this had to happen.

The nerve of this asshat to suggest that people are ignorant to Obama's agenda. Seems to me that the only people ignorant are the very people he represents. The same fools talking about runaway spending and linking it to Obama. When they've been sitting with their thumbs up their asses while George Bush's tax cuts have benefited the wealthy at the expense of the working poor. Don't believe me? Well, check out this recent report from the organization Wealth for the Common Good, titled: Shifting Responsibility: How 50 Years of Tax Cuts Have Benefited America's Wealthiest Taxpayers. Here's a little pertinent information from their site, per the results of the study:

Between 1960 to 2004, the top 0.1 percent of U.S. taxpayers — the wealthiest one in one thousand — have seen the share of their income paid in total federal taxes drop from 60 to 33.6 percent.

America’s highest income-earners — the top 400 — have seen the share of their income they pay in federal income tax alone plummet from 51.2 percent in 1955 to 16.6 percent in 2007, the most recent year with top 400 statistics available.

If the top 400 of 2007 paid as much of their incomes in personal income tax as the top 400 of 1955, the federal treasury would have collected $47.7 billion more in revenue from just these 400 taxpayers.

In 2007, if the top 0.1 percent of taxpayers — Americans with incomes that averaged $7,126,395 — had paid total federal taxes at the same rate as the top 0.1 percent paid these taxes in 1960, the federal treasury would have collected an additional $281.2 billion in revenue.

Tax cuts for the wealthy between 2001-2008 cost the U.S. Treasury $700 billion, with all of these billions added directly to the national debt. Retaining these tax cuts will cost $826 billion over the next decade.

So who is Jon Voight talking to, and who is he really representing? Surely not the ignorant progressives as myself, right? Oh no, he's appealing to the lemmings on the right who find solace in the words of some actor from Hollywood's  Cro-Magnon era who's starving for work, and attention. Yes Jon, America is just that stupid to fall for the lie that is Obama. Lucky for you, they're just as ignorant so as not to see an angry old man projecting his inner frustrations and failings as a father. No wonder his daughter Angelina Jolie doesn't carry his last name nor wants to be bothered by his old decrepit, and cantankerous ass. Surely he's opposed to the Obama administration or more specifically Health Care Reform. Hell, he's already a corpse.

Slave Catcher of the Week: Kevin Jackson vs. Corey Poitier

I think I might make this an ongoing meme on this blog. Yep, and I'll leave it up to you guys to decide the winner. Having said that, let's meet these misguided Negroes. Trust me, there is so much that I want to say about these gentlemen, but the last thing I'd like to do is to influence your vote. If you've been reading this blog long enough, you'll know that I'm not fond of the "slave catchers" around and among us.

These men are both Black Republicans, so this should make it interesting given the level of craziness associated with the GOP right now. Yep, those people have lost their rabbit ass minds this week - throwing bricks into buildings, sending death threats to lawmakers etc. - and in steps Kevin Jackson on MSNBC, who as he says, he "has never seen a black person lynched at a Tea Party." It's funny how these Negroes come out of the woodwork when white folks act a fool:



Next up is Corey Poitier - hopefully no relation to Sidney. Corey just so happens to be the lone Republican in a congressional race for Florida's District 17; a district that is majority African American. Corey is also Black, and well, just read about his antics below. You may not have heard about him or him how he referenced Obama at a meeting with his fellow Republicans recently. But like Kevin Jackson, he exhibits slave catching behavior:

Corey Poitier, the lone Republican in the race to replace Congressman Kendrick Meek in District 17, has a message for President Barack Obama: "Listen up, Buckwheat."

Poitier, a teacher at North Miami Beach Senior High who is also African-American, made the comments at a Broward County Republicans meeting while giving a speech against health-care reform.

Buckwheat was the name of an African-American cast member on the Little Rascals or Our Gang movie shorts. While some people say the shorts were the first in Hollywood history to portray black and whites as equals, others say Buckwheat and other African-American cast members were based on stereotypes and often not shown as smart as the others. Buckwheat was known for his catch phrase, "Otay," and unkempt Afro.

"I wasn't meaning him any harm. Maybe it was a little insensitive," Poitier tells WPLG. "It's a term that my brother and I use. It was kind of a way of saying 'dummy,' like when I say to my brother, 'Hey, Buckwheat, cut that out.' That's what it was." (source)

So there you have it, folks: a kneecap licker on television defending the actions of a few bigots, and a self loathing Negro referring to Barack Obama as "Buckwheat". This one's gonna be tough to decide, and I'm looking forward to reading your thoughts on this. Help me out as I expose the slave catchers of America.

Keep it Classy Tea Party: Nothing like using a few words like 'Nigger', and 'Faggot', to get your country back

Well, on what seems like the eve of a very historical Congressional vote for Health Care Reform. The good folks over at Doofenshmirtz Evil inc. have decided to pull out all of the stops. Which is to be expected considering that all the cock-blockers from our high school days have grown up to become Republicans. Check out what happened in our nation's capital:

Preceding the president's speech to a gathering of House Democrats, thousands of protesters descended around the Capitol to protest the passage of health care reform. The gathering quickly turned into abusive heckling, as members of Congress passing through Longworth House office building were subjected to epithets and even mild physical abuse.

A staffer for Rep. James Clyburn (D-S.C.) relayed word to reporters that Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-M.D.) had been spit on by a protestor (the protestor was reportedly arrested by Capitol Hill police). Rep. John Lewis (D-G.A.) a hero of the civil rights movement was called a "n----r." And Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) was called a "faggot," as protestors shouted at him with deliberately lisp-y screams. Frank, approached in the halls after the president's speech, shrugged off the incident.

But Clyburn was downright incredulous, saying he had not witnessed such treatment since he was leading civil rights protests in South Carolina in the 1960s.

"It was absolutely shocking to me," Clyburn said, in response to a question from the Huffington Post. "Last Monday, this past Monday, I stayed home to meet on the campus of Claflin University where fifty years ago as of last Monday... I led the first demonstrations in South Carolina, the sit ins... And quite frankly I heard some things today I have not heard since that day. I heard people saying things that I have not heard since March 15, 1960 when I was marching to try and get off the back of the bus." (source)

Good to see Klan rallies make a comeback here in 2010, and in Washington DC no less! Personally, this is all a sign of the desperation of a few broke-ass knuckle-draggers that are influenced by wealthy assholes on talk radio (and television) who really could give a shit if any of them have health coverage. Noticeably silent are the Negro Enablers who belong to the Republican party.

Listen to these bafoons:



Of course to them none of this stuff ever happens and it is all figments of the imagination of White Liberals, and their mentally enslaved Negro followers like me. Um, don't wait for the Republican party higher-ups to condemn this behavior or even a formal apology because this is just democracy in action. Besides, the people who did this shit were all planted by the democratic party anyway.

Joseph Stack: It's not called terrorism, it's called having a bad day, and then you get a Facebook group in your honor - that's if you're white, of course

So lemme get this straight; a white male angry at the government flies a plane into a government building in Houston, and it is not considered an act of terrorism? What, terrorism or terroristic acts are only considered as such if the perpetrator is black or if his name sounds like you're hacking up a lung?  Is that right? Is that how it is? So when it's a white guy, he's just considered to be having a bad day, right? Yep, he was "Falling Down". Hopefully the next time I have a bad day and I get a speeding ticket, my Willy T. Ribbs impersonation isn't seen as a personal Jihad or an attack on America.

Of course Joseph Stack didn't just have a bad day. Not when right-wing nutjobs start a Facebook group in your honor and you're heralded as a hero, and a true patriot. You know, sorta the same way abortion doctor murderer, Scott Roeder, was recognized last year? Sure Stack wasn't a terrorist or an extremist; he was an "activist". Yep, to be a terrorist you have to first be of another ethnicity and be proficient in wielding box cutters, and throwing rocks.

Look at this crap:

Sarah Palin is as retarded as all the people who love her - immediate relatives excluded, of course

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded. What?!! Oh c'mon, don't act like you didn't think that was funny; no seriously, I heard you laughing. OK, so you might think I was dead wrong, and you're right. Linking Sarah Palin with the retarded is definitely an insult to the mentally challenged among us. But allow me to get my John Mayer on, dammit; allow me to be great! But if you feel the need we can both hop on the euphemism treadmill in the comment section of this post. Either that or you can talk to the hand...

No but seriously, how in the world can Sarah Palin during last weekend's Conservative Cross Burning & Klan Swap Meet Tea Party Convention in Nashville Tennessee criticize Barack Obama for using a teleprompter, when her simple ass had a friggin cheat-sheet scribbled on the palm of her hand? I mean what's up with that shit? If I were a republican or fellow Tea Party boozer I'd be mad. Not at the fact that she dissed Barack Obama - they relish that shit. But more so because she got paid $100,000 to deliver the key note address.

Could you imagine singing in heaven next to Glenn Beck?

Listen, all you people trying to get to heaven after Hey'sus comes back need to be reminded of one thing: There's surveillance tape outside of those pearly gates that will be used in your judgment. That's right, you cannot escape the surveillance tape folks. You know, sorta like the clowns you see on your 10 o'clock news robbing some convenience store or bank? I'm sure that right now some guy is currently sharing a cell with Bubba and being anally raped on occasion all because he was caught on tape.

Yeah, in this digital age you cannot get away with anything. Hell, in some places you run a red light and then you get a ticket in the mail with a picture of you digging your nose, as you're car dancing to some Barry Manilow as you zoomed through an intersection. Period point blank, you can't get away with anything anymore.

Yep, not even you Glenn Beck...

Now a guy is entitled to change his mind, right? Of course. But when you cry on national TV and get people riled up running around with pitch forks and rope in Washington DC talking about "We want Amur'cuh back," as they knock on the White House door furious over gov't spending? And you actualy supported the bailout of financial institutions under Bush last year??

Tha' fuck?!!

You were down with that, then?

For the banks??

But now against any spending to benefit everyday regular people??

Ordinarily I'd call this hypocrisy, but this time I'll just say that obviously he forgot about the surveillance tape in heaven. But then again, I hear where he's going is guaranteed to have him sweating more than Caster Semenaya in a game of strip poker.

Look Mommy, there's a Negro wearing a cowboy hat, singing and getting those white folks on TV mad at Barack Obama!

"The Black community has not gotten the message yet." - Lloyd Marcus

Well, that's what the wannabe Black Republican "Cowboy Troy" said...

Maybe he knows more than I, or we know...

Whoever he is, obviously he's not one that I would label on this blog as a misguided Negro, right? But then again, maybe he is. Could it be that he hasn't gotten the message just yet like so many other people of color about the Republican Party?

I wonder what Republican leader John Boehner has to say about that socialist label...

So, how am I supposed to believe the argument that there are no racist or racial undertones to the recent protests, when these guys can't even get it together. Lloyd Marcus the authority on politics and Black people says Obama is socialist, but John Boehner says he's not?!! I can't take this new racism thing anymore; it's hard to keep up; especially when people can't even get their shit together.

But yet they're winning the battle as (R-Ky) Rep. Mitch McConnell says?

Sure I know Lloyd has been riding that Tea Party express bus all across the country lately. And no he might not be riding at the back of the bus as some of our ancestors. But who is he taking the country back from and who exactly is he going to get it when they do take it back? Surely he doesn't think his Black ass will be one of the shot callers in this nation should they be victorious in 2010, does he?

Don't let me find out that his silly ass like some of the people protesting health care reform are without health coverage.

I'm outta here...

These silly Negroes are just too much for me today...

9/12 protests: once again proving how ignorant some of our "patriotic" citizens are.

Recently, I had a conversation with my man AverageBro of AverageBro.com, and he said something really interesting. Actually, he asked a very good question for which I don't have an answer. In our talk he asked: what freedoms has Barack Obama taken away from these angry mob-like people who are crying for "their" country back? Good question I thought, but like I said, I don't have an answer. Do you? Hopefully some of the supporters of these people will show up on this post and fill me in on just how oppressed they are under the Obama regime.

I'll be honest, I haven't paid much attention to Glenn Beck and his 9/12ers who protested this past weekend. I'm sorry, but I wasn't in the mood for all that "white noise". But after speaking with Mrs. Genma Holmes of the blog Genmaspeaks yesterday on the phone, and finding out that Glenn Beck didn't even attend his Million Moron March (I didn't know there were that many of them), I became a bit interested. Genma read to me a most excellent piece she wrote about the 9/12 clowns (read it here), and the hypocrisy of "their" patriotism as compared to one day removed from the tragedy that occured on September 11th 2001. Never one to lump or label people into categories [insert maniacal giggle here], I decided to see just what was up with these fine Americans.

So I did some digging, and this is what I came up with:

So what did you learn from this clip boys and girls? I learned that all conservatives are not created equal. Yes, I'd like to think that some of them like me, are laughing at these idiots in the video. Yes, all conservatives are not created equal; there are some of them less stupid than others. I mean did you hear these fools? They don't want the gov't touching anything and getting out of their lives. Damn, I thought that was the gov't I tripped over as I walked to my bathroom in the dark last night. Fuckers! I hate when that happens.

Silly gov't all up in my house n' shit drinking all my Kool Aid. Oh lord, and like I'm so afraid of ACORN pulling me over one morning as I take my kids to school to be indoctrinated. Yeah, we gotta get this country back because I currently enjoy not having any health insurance, and I'd be damned if someone tries to force me to go to the doctor and make me pay a co-pay or even try to stay healthy by taking all that Socialist German Nazi pills that are made in Kenya.

I heard there was some kind of Black Family Reunion thing going on this past weekend in DC as well. It's a damn shame the media didn't pay those Black racist free-loading people any attention with their fake concept of family. If they were real Americans they would have joined in the protests. But see, I forgot, Obamacare is actually reparations for Negroes. Besides, you know how those Black people love free stuff, and I doubt those Tea Party protesters had any chicken.

I fully support secession for the state of Texas

Ok, wait, holdup. I know you're probably thinking something is wrong with me. Yes, I realize that the title of this post has thrown you for a loop. Uh huh, yeah, how in the hell can RiPPa support the Lone Star state seceding from the union that is, the United States of America? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're also thinking either I'm sick or was held down in some backroom by a few of the right-wing republican loons who are all now suddenly trolling this blog. But listen, you guys know that I love this country enough to criticize it as James Baldwin says. And yes, with that said, there is no way I would be about running off and forming my own country. So you know there has to be something to me supporting secession, right?

Ok, check it:

Did you watch that clip? Did it teach you anything? No, this has nothing to do with Barack and Michelle's 26 aides living off of tax payer dollars in the White House. Nor is it even about this great nation being lead down a path of destruction by a presumed racist but intellectually inferior Black man; truth be told, in this country we're all stupid and we have a hard time supporting anyone for president who is Black not a C-student. So why do I support secession? Because this is about crazy gun loving, gun totting, red-blood pumping idiots who live among us.

You see, the way I see it, these people in the clip above are just that. And, since they say everything is bigger in Texas. I can only imagine just how many of them are currently breathing good American air. These are people who should be all stranded on an Island with Gilligan somewhere. But since that's not gonna happen I say go ahead and give them their own country. See, what's gonna happen is that the rest of patriotic fools who supported America George Bush when billions were being spent at war, are all gonna pack up and move to the nation of Texas faster than Jed Clampett got to Beverly Hills. And for America (you know the rest of us?), that would be a great thing.

Yeah, forget a pending bloodbath or pissing on the tree of liberty. Just go ahead and make it legal for them to do just that. And right after it's done? We build a fence and keep their silly asses out. Yeah, how's that for handling the border problem problem with idiots in this country. I mean, what would the country have to lose? The Dallas Cowboys? Hell, if you believe in that they’re America's team, then I guess it's safe to say that America is all about losing, and that’s not good for our image. Oh you say we'll lose oil? Lose that good ole Texas tea? We import more oil than we produce domestically anyway, and besides there's always Alaska and all the oil Sarah Palin didn’t steal.

So yeah, give them their own country; give us the peace of mind of not having to live among loons. Trust me; this would be a win win situation. Besides, I think it would be fun watching White people sneak into America just like the Mexicans whom they despise very much. At the end of the day they’ll need us more than we need them, and there is something comical about picturing White ex-patriots selling oranges under a freeway. I think this is just the action that will give president Obama’s approval rating, a much needed boost, and revive beloved Texan George Bush's role as Lord of the Flies, and that folks, is a good thing.

BREAKING NEWS: Rappers now forced to drop the "N-Word" - Where all my Socialists at?!!

Ok listen people, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that the president of the United States is Black. The good news is that race relations have improved and with his success, we're no longer niggers. Instead, Black people are all now Socialists or Nazis. Don't you love it? The NAACP had a mock burial of the "N-Word" a few years ago as a symbolic gesture in protest of said word. As I said, it was a symbolic gesture; in reality the word lived on among our caucasian cousins and ourselves. What the NAACP should have done instead, was to spend some time and effort into getting a Black man into the White House. Whether you love him or hate him, you cannot deny just how effective and forward thinking he is, and what he's done for Black America:

I don't know about you, but as a Black man in America I'm glad that we've moved up from such a derogatory word. Isn't this great for our country? Seriously it makes me proud. OK, so yeah, "certain people" are still a little bit upset at the fact that a Black family gets to use the bathroom in the White House without asking for permission man is directing public policy in such a major way. And yeah, some of them may feel threatened by this. But even so, even they have given in to the winds of change and are now expressing a more acceptable term of endearment such as Socialist and the new N-Word...Nazi? Which is something that's pretty cool because we'll no longer be forced into that whole "Nigga" vs. "Nigger" debate like we've been.

This is all revolutionary for America people. Actually, what it does is put racism ambulance chasers like myself, Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson out of work. I mean after all, people like us are always quick to pull the race card when it's not even necessary, right? Not only that, but finally people will stop bitching about rappers using the old "N-Word". They're now forced to start sending obligatory shoutouts to all the socialists on lockdown, and in the streets who represent for all the real Nazis in the hood. Oh that bitches and hoes thing? We'll get to that in due time; baby steps people, baby steps. What's more important than that right now is, what are we gonna call Wiggers from here on out? Man, socialist please! Don't act like there aren't any wannabe Nazis among us like Tim Wise and Barney Frank.

Recommended reading: Hitler is the new Nigger by Brother U

(Hat-tip to We Are Respectable Negroes for the video)

So Barack Obama is Worse than Timothy McVeigh?!!

With today being one day removed from the Tea Party protests, I must declare as the great communicator Ronald Reagan once said, "It's morning in America." Yes indeed it's a new day. If you think we became post racial after November 4th 2008, you were sadly misled. For that day was yesterday.

You see, only in post racial America can we find a picture like the one posted above. A picture of a Negro here in the good state of Tennessee protesting his disgust for Barack Obama as did pretty much everybody else. The blog We Are Respectable Negroes was responsible for providing me the pleasure of being witness to this. You may call this coonish considering his costume, but hey, coons are proud Americans just like anybody else. I don't know that brothers name, but he has proven just how far we have come as a country by showing his level of patriotism never mind the fact that he does look like Apollo Creed from those Rocky movies. I don't know, but maybe he just wanted to be the first Negro at a Tea Party since we weren't privy to that in Boston back in the day. I mean I could be wrong, but I don't think Negroes filled out W-4's back then did they?

It's morning in America when at the Tea Party protest in Oklahoma, someone saw it fit to display the sign which reads: Tim McVeigh Would Love The Tea Party. Really? Tim McVeigh, Oklahoma City bomber Tim McVeigh? That dude is a cultural icon now? I mean wasn't he executed in a Federal prison for his despicable yet cowardly act of bombing a Federal building which was responsible for the loss of 168 lives including children who were known to spend the day in daycare? This guy is a hero? But yet conservatives are mad at the recent report from the Department of Homeland Security which says that we should be on the lookout for people like him with the recent increase of hate groups. What's next, Osama Bin Laden being chiseled into Mount Rushmore?

Oh I get it, its a new day in America, and people like McVeigh symbolize the very freedom that the founding fathers were all about. That's right, we should all aspire to grow up to be just like him. Yup, we should idolize guys like him all the while dismiss the DHS reports of the possible rise of nutjobs on American soil, who may do the very same thing. Oh I get it, the only terrorists are those guys who wear towels on their heads and not guys like Tim McVeigh. You know what? I don't think I like this new day in America. Yeah, this post racial thing doesn't sound too cool. Barack Obama gets elected and its as though people have lost their minds; White and Black people alike have lost their damn minds. Yes, we have Black people who think diversity is a bad thing, and White people are ready to secede from the union that is the United States of America.

Yes, it's a new day in America indeed folks, and we have our citizens who identify with the republican party or conservatism for all of this; fueled by wackos in the media of course. The very same people who are always concerned about Islamic extremists terrorizing this country, and spreading their hate, refuse to recognize that currently in America, conditions are conducive to the mindset of right-wing extremists who hide behind patriotism and commit acts of violence against fellow citizens. Oh well, lets just hope that they don't start bombing abortion clinics, or sites of major sporting events like the Olympics in Atlanta and then an jihadist Muslim pirate extremist becomes the fall guy of the month.

Haters Wanna Hate, Lovers Wanna Love, I Don't Even Want, None Of The Above

Ronald Reagan was known as the great communicator. According to hardliner republicans, George W. Bush was the great liberator, and with the events of today via the Tea Party Protests, Barack Obama can be dubbed the great motivator. Yes, it would appear that Obama has the uncanny ability to motivate a few crazies in this country.

Howard Zinn, one of the greatest historical scholars in this country once said, "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism," and he was so correct. Personally, I'm all about and for any activism of a positive nature to affect change, but I find it ridiculous that the election of a Black man has many fellow Americans up in arms...literally.

Not only do we have citizens protesting today about runaway spending, DHS (Department of Homeland Security) has released a report warning of increased right-wing extremist groups. You know, those crazy right-wing white supremacists etc.? Yeah, Barack Obama with his audacity to hope and seek change, has surely done that; he has brought out the loons that's for sure. My thing is, where were all of these people when this country was going down the tubes via runaway spending by the Bush administration on the war in Iraq? You know, the war that was influenced by that inconvenient truth or weapons of mass destruction? Well, they were pretty quiet then, and the only destruction, coupled with right-wing ideologically influenced financial industry deregulation, were the economy, and our asses.

How come there were no Tea Parties then? How come all of a sudden, there are a few nutjobs parading as patriots in an attempt to "take back the country"? Well, the answer is simple: many of them are all being influenced by a bunch of conservative sore losers who are still pissed having lost the presidential election. Yes, and since the party has no current or viable leadership, they are being heavily influenced by profiteers of the right-wing media, parading as journalists. Yes, these events have been heavily promoted on Fox News Network; go figure. I'm guessing that today's events all across the country are the Ying to the Yang that was Obama's victory. He has inspired many of us to become a part of the political process, and become more active in our communities. Equally, he has indirectly inspired a large number of our misguided ill informed patriots as well.

Well, since I'm not one to miss out on all the fun, I've decided to do my form of protest today as well. Uh huh, RiPPa is also a patriot. Yes, I'm not going to protest by having a "Tea Party" screaming against taxation without representation (umm, aren't we represented based on our vote via elected officials?). I'm going to run around with my man R. Kelly. Yes, we'll be scouring our great nation today, and possibly for the rest of the week. Yes, we'll be hosting "Pee Parties" to protest the "Tea Parties". Yup, we're going to attend all these silly "Tea Parties" and pee on all these idiots who are now motivated by the election of Americas first Black president. Uh huh, me and the Pied Piper will be flying around in the G4 making it rain on these fools...literally. Like I said, I'm all about being a patriot and speaking truth to power, but this crap must be disrupted, and yes, me and R. Kelly are going to be the ones to do it. Trust me, nothing will break up a crowd quicker than being peed on in public. How's that for dissent, activism, and patriotism?

Will you join me?