Donald Trump:"I Am The Least Racist Person There Is," Plus, A Black Guy Won 'Celebrity Apprentice' Before

"You see Randall, you can be anything in America except President."

QUESTION(S): Is it possible for one to be racist and totally unaware that they are? In 2011, can we still use ignorance as an excuse?

In all my years of being a professional racism chaser, I never knew there were varying degrees of racism. Yes, nobody ever told me there is an actual racism meter. Up until now I never knew that someone could actually be kinda racist, slightly racist, or extremely racist. Obviously I'm showing my ignorance here, and to you I offer my apologies. I'm sorry, I've been the product of an ill formed opinion all these years. Of course up until Donald Trump appeared on Fox & Friends this morning, I've always thought that this racism thing was pretty cut and dry, or black and white as they say. I mean, you're either racist, or you're not. Or so I thought, right? Post-racial rule changes are a bitch.

Here is Donald Trump's appearance on Fox this morning where he's discussing Obama, bin Laden, China, claims of him being racist, and whatever garbage falls out of his mouth. When asked about Von Jones' campaign to have celebrities denounce Trump's "racism", Trump said: "I am the least racist person there is" I'm sorry, but being "the least racist," isn't actually a denial. Which is kinda funny because as far as Trump, though I don't know his cracker-ass, I never thought he would be brave enough to play the racist card to jeopardize his brand. But here he is pretty much admitting, that he is in fact racist, but not like the other guys. Let's be honest: believing Barack Obama to be Kenyan and brought to this country so his parents and grandparents could get on Welfare, isn't really a racist theory because they're white. And neither is suggesting that president Obama is intellectually inferior and only got to Harvard via Affirmative Action, because George Bush was a C-Average student.

Nope, Trump might not be the kind to burn a cross on a front yard, drag a black person behind a moving truck, or even vote for Obama like all the racist blacks who did in 2008. Nope, that's not him. Besides, there's no way he can be that racist unlike him being the "least racist," simply because of the fact that Randal Pinkett, a black guy, actually won a season of Celebrity Apprentice. Now I'm not saying that Trump is in fact racist; I think if he was he would've said he has black friends. However, isn't it nice to know that though some people may think a black man isn't qualified to run the country, that at least one of us is capable of winning Trump's stupid-ass bore of a reality show?

Donald Trump, The "F-Bomb", & The Idiots Who Cheered

Let's be clear: Donald Trump is a major douche. Yes, we know he's full of shit, and yes we know the only people buying his crap are the mindless idiot fans of the Republican party; yep, because the real Republicans don't like his ass. But be that as it may, you gotta give him credit for staying in the limelight. He's a master showman and salesman, and to be honest, he's yet to meet a television camera he didn't like. That said, his latest Vegas stunt is more of the same, hot-air garbage we've come to know him for: very short on substance.

You see, Trump is now playing the tough guy role. He knows America loves the tough guiy president. Guys who bow down on foreign soil to foreign dignitaries and heads of states? nah, America ain't into that so much. Of course lacking any real substance as far as policy, what does he do? He appeals to pretty much any and everybody feeling it at the gaspump with this tough talk. Listen to how they cheered for him; they bought it. Sadly, even Trump knows this is not how the oil industry works. The people on the other hand? Well, let's just say he's playing them like puppets on a string with his tough talk.

You see, if Trump was as tough as the image he's trying to convey right now. Trump would not have dodged the Vietnam war by using deferments like he did. Instead, he would have been there serving the country which all of a sudden he's in love with. But nope, like many a privileged coward, unlike the many draftees who went to war, Trump played sick and sat his ass at home and pretended to be in college. But now all of a sudden he's the guy to run up on OPEC like he's thugged out like that, when he wouldn't burst a grape.

You wanna know the truth? Trump is a media whore; this is how he makes his money; yep, real estate ain't hittin' on shit right now. He also knows that Friday is traditionally a slow news day. Yep, most stories are dumped on a Friday so as to avoid any traction. But Trump knew this, and he also knew the biggest story of the day was the Royal Wedding. So, being the attention whore that he is, he threw this tough guy talk all in attempt to steal the Royal Wedding's shine.

Yep, this is what the media will be talking about all weekend. But somehow, like Trump, they won't tell you no president has any power to influence the price of oil directly as far as OPEC is concerned. This is pure politics, and nothing more, folks. But hey, maybe he's right. Maybe if a Black man were to get gansgta (like they expect him to because he's Black) on Opec, maybe gas prices will go down. After all, as gully as George Bush was, not even he could get it done when he was the man. But Trump knows this; and, he's counting on you being an idiot to buy the horseshit he's selling like the idiots who cheered.

Was Producing the "Long Form" Birth Certificate a Good or Bad Idea?

I'm really bothered by the fact that our political discourse right now is being dominated by this racist Birther garbage. Seriously, I wish the media spent more time discussing the CPC's "The People's Budget" than Trump and the rest of the wack-jobs. I mean birth certificate or not, the fact still remains: the economy is kicking our ass! But I could understand why MSNBC has covered this crap more than CNN or even Fox. The truth is, it's better to focus on the most polarizing subject that is race in America, rather than the fact that your parent company (General Electric) laid off 21,000 employees, and closed 20 plants in recent years, and also didn't pay a dime in taxes last year though posting a $14.2 billion profit. Yep, talking about this birth certificate thingy happens to be a pretty good distraction. But not like the distraction of releasing the birth certificate some say it is, or would have you believe.

Joseph Farah, editor and chief executive officer of WND, the only news agency that has waged a relentless investigative campaign on questions swirling around the Obama's eligibility for nearly three years, was elated at the turn of events.

"We're gratified that our work has begun to pay off," he said. "The certificate of live birth is an absolutely vital foundation for determining constitutional eligibility of any president. We look forward to reviewing it like so many other Americans do at this late date. But it is important to remember there are still dozens of other questions concerning this question of eligibility that need to be resolved to assure what has become a very skeptical public concerning Barack Obama's parentage, his adoption, his citizenship status throughout his life and why he continues to cultivate a culture of secrecy around his life." (source: WorldNetDaily)

But anyway, I'm not sure how I feel about president Obama producing his "long form" version of his birth certificate yesterday. A part of me feels that it was a good move because from here on out those clowns will not be able to say another word about it. Which is total bullshit because even with the birth certificate produced, the loons are still of the opinion that he was born in a Kenyan manger to a virgin white mother (yeah, his daddy didn't have sex with her; she was pure), and the Three Wise Men showed up and gave little baby Barack the gift of gab, a fake-ass birth certificate, and a basketball, because being on the court is just the thing "the Blacks" do; and do much better then running the greatest imperial nation on the planet.


Then there's the other side of me that thinks him producing the birth certificate yesterday, isn't a win. Instead, it's actually a sign of weakness or bowing down in submission to the ideologically and intellectually bankrupt citizens of the United States. I mean I've shown you videos on this site before; you've heard them in their own words. Above and beyond being racist, they're indeed a bunch of ignoramuses. And for me, for my president to bow down - if even symbolic - seriously pisses me off. Yes, so much so that I'm seeing shades of 2008 all over again when they "made him" leave his church of twenty years. I'm not the most religious person in the world, but if a man can be leave his church to appease racist reactionaries who still think he's Muslim, then...

If I was Barack Obama, before speaking publicly anywhere, I'd walk out to the tune of "Say It Loud (I'm Black And I'm Proud" by James Brown. But then again that might piss off his white side enough to lose votes Still not a bad idea since he had to produce his "long form" slave... oops, I mean freedom papers.


Checkout the reactions of conservatives to the release of the "long form" birth certificate here and here. But in the mean time I gotta ask the following questions: was the release of the "long form" birth certificate a good or bad move? How exactly does this benefit Barack Obama politically? Who won?

I'd Vote for Donald Trump If...

OK, so I'm not a wedge issue kinda guy. You know, like when it comes to voting for someone for the very important position that is the president of the United States? Yeah, for me it takes more than one issue to earn my support. What can I say, I'm not like pretty much all Republicans and the Black people who cast their votes for president based on one single issue - Black people, keep it real: we only vote for Democrats because Lincoln freed the salves, right? So yeah, I'm so not that type of guy (Hopefully you're still laughing at the sentence before this last one). But, if I was, I would vote for Donald Trump.



I totally forgot Trump entertained the idea of running for president back in 1999. Looking back at how he felt about the following issue, coupled with the fact that he has a great relationship with "the Blacks" who are to blame for Obama being president. He would totally have my vote for president tomorrow. Yeah, forget the racist Birther stuff; I'd forgive him if he felt the same way about health-care like he had back in the day:

I really believe the Repub­li­cans are just too crazy, right?” he told Tim Russert onMeet the Press. “I mean, just what’s going on is just nuts.”

“We must have uni­ver­sal health­care. I’m a con­ser­v­a­tive on most issues but a lib­eral on this one. We should not hear so many sto­ries of fam­i­lies ruined by health­care expenses.”

The goal of health care reform, wrote Trump, should be a sys­tem that looks a lot like Canada. “Doc­tors might be paid less than they are now, as is the case in Canada, but they would be able to treat more patients because of the reduc­tion in their paper­work,” he writes.

The Cana­dian plan also helps Cana­di­ans live longer and health­ier than Americans.

We need, as a nation, to reex­am­ine the single-payer plan, as many indi­vid­ual states are doing.

And on his crit­i­cism of George Bush and the Iraqi inva­sion, The Trump said, “He’d go into a coun­try, attack Iraq, which had noth­ing to do with the World Trade Cen­ter, and just do it because he wanted to do it.”

I mean seriously, based on what he said back then, Trump sounds like a lighter-skinned Barack Obama with fucked up hair, right? No joke, he sounded like one of those liberals he now despises as much as he does a 15mph headwind. Oh well, too bad he isn't concerned about those things today, and has it in for that Kenyan birth certificate. I guess something about a Black man being able to raise $1 billion to be elected president bothers him; but I could be wrong.

So What's Glenn Beck & Sarah Palin Gonna Do Now that Trump has Stolen the Spotlight

I heard the news recently about Glenn Beck's upcoming departure from Fox. And, I'm not sure if that's actually a good thing; something tells me he's still gonna lurk the background at Fox. Now I don't know about you, but I don't like the idea of lurking racists. Not that I watched his show or anything, but I prefer my racists to be front and center. Ask any professional racism chaser such as myself and they'll tell you. As fast as racism runs and as tricky a son-of-a-bitch as racism is, we prefer him to be as obvious and open as a Klan march on Main Street. So, don't celebrate Beck's departure just yet; find out his next move first.

I tell you one thing I'm kinda happy about; and I'm sure it's going to shock you. As much as I can't stand the ridiculous antics of Donald Trump as one of "the Blacks," I appreciate that he's front and center. I know, sounds crazy I'm sure. But have you noticed that since he's been on the scene with all his silly talk that Sarah Palin has been pretty damn quiet? No seriously, think about that for a few. We haven't heard a damn thing from that airhead in recent weeks. Which is odd considering the attention whore she's known to be. So something tells me that if her daughter can make a career out of getting knocked up as a teen. Surely Sister Sarah will be back. So at any rate, so as to keep it post-racial, don't be surprised if they both team up. Give them their own show; hell, make them partners on Dancing With The Stars or something.

Donald Trump Says Obama's Grandparents Brought Him to America to Get on Welfare

I'm tellin' you, folks: Donald Trump is that turd that doesn't wanna get flushed. Damn straight; he's a friggin floater with mangy hair, and he won't go away. Of course last week I told about how much he's gotten on my nerves while I was in recovery from eye surgery. But this week, though I really hate to discuss his ass, he has sunken to a new low with this birther garbage.

He's already concocted some cockamamee grand conspiracy about Obama's birth in Kenya involving the FBI, the CIA, and the Three Wise Men on Morning Joe the other day. Now, this past weekend appearing on CNN's State Of The Union, he provides another twist to justify what I honestly see as racism.

Obama's white grandparents brought him to America as part of a scheme to get Welfare. Yeah, I know; unbelievable, right? But hey, you gotta give it to him for keeping his racism consistent enough to throw the Welfare Queen meme often used by Conservatives in the mix. Hell, this asshole is covering all the bases:

TRUMP: The grandparents put that [birth announcement] in [the newspaper] because obviously they want him to be a United States citizen because in those days, people were much more proud than they are today unfortunately for being a United States citizen.

So they wanted him to be a citizen of the United States, for that purpose, and also for hospitalization, for welfare, for this, for that, for all the other assets you get from being a United States citizen. So there are a lot of very smart people who say that is routinely done and that was done by his grandparents. [...]

CROWLEY: I will tell you we’ve checked with both these papers early on — not to the latest when you brought it back in the headlines — but the fact is that the hospitals reported this information to the papers, and the papers printed it.

TRUMP: Who knows? You’re talking fifty years ago.

Sure it was fifty years ago; and, Donald's actually right. Fifty years ago, unlike today, with the exception of rich people like Madonna and Angelina Jolie. White folks imported black kids from Africa to reap the benefits of the public dole. I tell you, that Donald Trump guy is a friggin' pure unadulterated genius.

Here's to hoping he doesn't start killing all first-born sons of Kenyan citizens. You know a guy with his kind of money, could pull that off in a movie studio and make it believable in a biblical or 'Avatar' sorta way. Hear it for yourself:

Hey, Donald Trump: We Need to See Your Toupee's Birth Certificate or STFU!

"See, this hair isn't from Kenya."

You've probably noticed that I haven't been around and posting for quite some time. Well, I've been on hiatus due to recent surgery for my ongoing eye problems. Surgery went well, and I'm back; and, I'm happy to report that I am no longer legally blind as vision has been restored. Yeah, y'een know I was doing this blog shit blind, right? Uh-huh, imagine that; a blind racism chasing blogger. Yup, I should get a medal for this shit or something of the sort.

But anyway, during my recovery not being able to read (on and offline) proved to be a bitch. As a result, I had to resort to actually paying attention to corporate run media outlets for news and commentary. If it wasn't for television stations like Link TV, I would have probably shot my television by now out of frustration over some of the garbage I was hearing. For example, Donald Trump got on my last shred of nerves the other day popping off on The View about President Obama's birth certificate:


Now look, I realize the field of potential GOP presidential candidates reads like a who's who of certified dumbassness, knuckledragery, and hypocrisy of the Batshit crowd. Yes, they even have "Black Garbage Pail Kid" and slave-catcher extraordinaire Herman Cain running off at the mouth talking about him being "a real Black man," and suggesting that Obama doesn't want none because his penis is bigger... Negro please! Sit'cho ass down somewhere, Herman. Those white folks in the GOP ain't feeling you that much, broham.

But of all the potential GOP candidates, none makes my asshole itch more than Donald Trump. I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of hearing and smelling the turds which speweth from that trough that passes as a mouth of his. Seriously, I'm sick of his media attention whorism as he continues to lambaste the president. Shit, talk about his policies if you disagree, but now this prick is pulling Birther shit? Hell, when will this Kenya crap ever die down?

Well you know what? Sure Donald Trump fits the mold of POTUS perfectly (of course his punk-ass isn't gonna get anywhere near a nomination). He's a rich white man; and judging by the last oxygen thief in office, that's qualification enough. However, to get my vote, Trump's toupee needs to produce a birth certificate. If a Black man and his family can't sleep at the White House and run the country, we damn sure can't have a guy with imported rat hair doing it... or is that permed alpaca? Show your shit, Donald; and stay of my teevee.