Oh So Obama Has "Failed" America? So It Wasn't The GOP All This Time, Mitt Romney?

So I heard Mitt Romney finally threw his hat into the race; and not only that, heard the muthafucka was talking greasy about my man Barack yesterday. This rat bastard had the nerve to say some shit like Obama has totally failed America, and has made things with the economy worse, or some stupid shit like that. Well gee Wally, for starters, all he did was pass that terrible and ultimate economy crushing health care reform just like the one your loser-ass signed into law in Massachusetts, ya prick. Of course I agree that Obama could have done a better job on the economy; shit, I've run my mouth enough 'bout that on this site. But, err, umm... what has the GOP done, Mitt?

OK, don't answer that question, Mitt; last thing I want is for your punkass to end up flip flopping like your fellow republican hopeful, Newt Gingrich. And lord knows as much shambles as the GOP is in right now, you fuckers don't need any more "distractions" right about now. Hell, that broad riding the short-bus touring the country is enough of an embarrassing for you guys as is. But talking out the side of your neck about Obama and his handling of the economy is pretty good strategy, and I understand. I mean what else can be said about Obama? What, that he's a Kenyan Marxist Socialist who hates white people? Oh yeah, that ain't working; that bullet has long left the gun.

So yeah, because Americans who vote republican are for the most part silly, you tell them that Obama is destroying the economy, and making it a lot worse than before. Of course you don't tell them that the Bush Tax Cuts and the wars we're involved with are projected to account for half the public debt by 2019. No you don't tell them that. You tell them that Obama hasn't created any jobs or isn't doing anything about unemployment. Which is kinda true, Mitt; and he sure can do better or be more robust in this regard. But again I ask, Mitt: what exactly has the GOP done about the problem, and where are the jobs, Mitt?

David Duke For President?

He had me up until the racism tumbled from his mouth on the subject of immigration and Affirmative Action policies. But anyway, good luck should your racist ass decides to run in 2012. As a matter of fact, I really hope you do decide to run and that the media gives you some airtime. I hate to say it, but the reality is that there are some really sick individuals - some of them minorities - who would actually proudly vote for this jerk to be POTUS.

Oh yeah, checkout how he defends the Tea Party against them being labeled racist. One thing of note, he claims Blacks are the real racists because 99% of "us" voted for Barack Obama in 2008. The truth is, 96% and not 99% voted for Obama. But what's a few percentage points, right? The fact remains, the 96% of Blacks who voted for Obama, are just as racist as the 95% who voted for Al Gore and the 93% who voted for John Kerry. Moreover, what's important is him making the point that, “diversity doesn’t bring love and brotherhood; it brings the exact opposite.” So yes, per David Duke, the Tea Party isn't racist.

And well, it takes one to know one, right?

Hope & Change 2.0 in Full Effect; But, "It Begins With Us!"

Well, although it might be early in the game by the standards of political punditry, President Obama has officially launched his 2012 re-election bid. Yeah I know, you're shocked by this and never saw it coming, right? Well, I suppose when you're slated to raise $1 billion for a re-election bid, there's nothing wrong with  getting an early start. Especially in this crappy economy.

Of course for now everyone's talking about the field of GOP hopefuls. But something tells me that sooner or later the narrative is going to shift to Obama, and the ability to recapture the 2008 magic. Soon the talk is going to be about vanquished liberal progressives, more so than with independents in the middle.

Hopefully our friends on the right forgo racial politics of old. But of course that's a pipe dream because a old dogs tend to stick to their tried and true tricks as opposed to anything new. Above and beyond everything, the burning questions are: Can he do it? Will he do it? And more importantly, will we do it?