Yes, let's do this because we all know that you truly need to vent. Let's do this because plainly speaking: you're tired as fuck of hearing all the talk about single black women who can't find a man, and about how much it's yo' damn fault. More specifically, you're tired of hearing all the talk of you making better choices, and lowering your standards, right? So, let's talk about this issue because, well, as hard as it is to believe, the truth according to you, is that there are very few good men left. And unfortunatly, some of you carry what I call these nigga scars around like luggage from relationship to relationship; yes, I've dated some of you; and yes, done my best Usain Bolt impersonations after meeting you.
Now of course I'm married, but even so, my wife has single female friends and family members; and yes, I still gotta hear the bullshit, especially when I wanna get freaky and ask Mrs. RiPPa to do something a lil sum'n sum'n n' shit! Uh-huh, and what woman you know wants to oblige a brotha when they pissed off about the shit some other muthafucka does to their girlfriends and family members? So yeah, this shit affects even me from time to time. F'real tho, how you 'posed to get your groove on with yo' woman when she just got thru talkin to one of her girls, who has her fired up because her man came home, smelling like old coochie, dropped his draws and burned down the damn bedroom with his dick!
