So I've already told you folks the reason why we see so many non-singing, no-talent having clowns on American Idol, right? Yes, and I've also said that the DC Sniper would have made for a helluva judge - screw Randy "Pitchy" Jackson. Well the DC Sniper is dead, and losers still show up on Idol all because of their lying ass grandparents. Yes, all these non-singing idiots somehow at the age of thirty two wake up one day remembering the blessings granny bestowed on on them and decide to hop their asses on over to an American Idol audition.
Most times, they stand in line without the realization that granny is trying to get to heaven, hence lying to them so as to not motivate them to commit suicide. I mean why else do you think granny sends you birthday cards with money? It damn sure isn't to help finance a weed habit, but instead for singing lessons and just in case you have to pay for an abortion one day; save that shit people. But then their are people like Larry Platt who show up and use American Idol as a platform for social activism:
So what's on Folk's fvcking mind after some time of rest and relax-fvcking-ation? Well like most of you, Folk trying not to be blinded by the fvcking governmental media conspiracy light. Back at the J. O. B., people asking about "What you think about Tiger this, Tiger that! Black ladies hating. Black dudes hollering 'that's what a motherfvcker get for fvcking with those WHITE girls'. Tiger, Tiger, Tiger!" Where you at Folk? What you got? How you feel about this son?
...[momentary silence]
Folk don't give a fvck! Folk don't fvcking care about the whole Tiger Woo sh!t and neither should any of you fvckers either. Who the fvck cares who Tiger fvcking. If it's one WHITE girl or twenty! Plus, what the fvck does it matters if his wife is WHITE? She's a fvcking person and if the allegations are true, then she's just as hurt as the next motherfvcker who's the mother of a man's seed. At least she's rich! Some of y'all agonizing over motherfvckers who ain't got no job. So fvck all y'all who spending time discussing, debating, demoralizing, or even fvcking jacking off on the images of the alleged "other woman."
And Folk ain't thinking about that White House dinner sh!t either. Y'all motherfvckers who screaming conspiracy should shut the fvck up! Fvck them broke azz fvckers who was trying to get their free dinner on.
Come on people! Stop being blinded by fvcking media diversionary tactics! What y'all should be concerned about is why is the media playing this sh!t up when over 10% of y'all fvckers are out of work. Over 20% of motherfvckers houses are upside down and the fvckers in congress are quietly performing a "reach around" on the American public called Health Care Reform. Yeah... Health care fvckers!
While the media has all us in a frenzy about "other" sh!t, the Senate is busy trying to figure out new ways to give the American public a "shell" of health care to basically place a "governmental tit in the mouth" of a crying American public. The government don't give a fvck about real health care reform, how y'all live what pitiful lives y'all have left, or how miserable you fvckers are while you live what life you have left while dribbling on the media bullsh!t shoved down our throats. The fvcking country is spiraling out of control. America... [read tax payers - that's you and me] have debt shoved up so far up our azzholes that foreclosure is tattooed on our foreheads.
Albert Einstein once said, “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” With that said I’d like to know what would possess a married man with a wife and eight kids to sneak out and get some side booty. Oh and let’s not forget that this married man at the time had a very successful television show centered on the fact that he and his wife are raising eight kids. You know, eight kids who without a television contract they would be in a commercial with Sally Struthers begging for money with flies on their faces while daddy is out on the corner slinging crack?
Seriously Jon, I’d like to hear your excuse for that one. Now grant it, having eight kids at home would mean you’re gonna jerk off 94.6% of your time for the rest of your life when you and the wife aren’t sneaking into the closet to get some. But damn man, you’re on TV, on a reality show – nothing you do is ever going to be private, or on the down low as you think. Shit, TMZ knew Michael Jackson was dead a week before you, I, and the rest of the world. Did you really think your wife would never find out about you creeping with that young chick? C’mon son! At least have the brains to mess around with a Black woman if it was all about the booty. Oh don't look at me crazy, you know a “sister” would have made sure none of this would ever come out.
Equally as foolish was the woman with whom he had “the affair” if you ask me. I’m sorry, but maybe it’s just that I’m used to Black women making a conscious effort not to get involved with Black men with kids, and the baby momma drama that comes with it. But err, if I were a woman, why would I want to get with a guy with eight children unless we lived in some polygamist compound, and I was obviously brain washed? I mean I could understand wanting to be with someone famous, or at least some form of celebrity assuming they may have some money; actually, I think that’s how The Flava of Love got started, no? No but seriously, how much money could this guy have with a wife and eight kids at home?
Well let’s see, shall we…
Oh so now he decides that he “cares” about the kids and doesn’t want them on television anymore. Yep, now that his “role” on the show will be limited, he decides to act an ass. Not only act like an ass, but act selfishly as well by withdrawing all of that money from their bank account! I’m sorry Jon, but you f*cked up royally with that one. Yes Jon, $1000.00 dollars won't buy enough Ramen Noodles to feed those kids. C'mon son! Just in that one move you went from idiot status to super douche bag; yep, and old wrinkled up red one like my grandmother used to have. Forget about even getting laid after pulling a stunt like that. What about the kids Jon? The only thing keeping them afloat is in fact the show. So what they dropped your name from the show; if you were against them being on TV you would not and should not have agreed to the show in the first place!
What’s surprising to me is that when the “Octomom” was in the news “certain people” gave her hell. People were all over her case and had her pegged as a “Welfare Queen” for being unmarried with fourteen children. But yet no such outrage at the actions of Jon Gosselin; imagine that. The way people are treating this, you’d think Kate Gosselin was a Black woman...
White folks, you people need to get it together and show this guy how he’s messing it up for you people. If you don’t, I’m afraid that this will become the new trend in America with white men. I mean damn, we Black men already have the running out on the wife and kids thing covered; can’t we just leave it that way? You folks are always quick to talk about and down to us for what we do. Can’t you all at least do the same for one of your own? Who knew white men were capable of the same type of behavior; I dunno, bad parenting, maybe?
The cherished concept of family which as you know is exclusive to white folks, is in jeopardy. So white people, since you’ve never cared about anything other than white women as evidenced by the love you all collectively share for Orenthal J. Simpson. I urge you to stand up and do your part to protect American family values as only you people can. I know you people hate Barack Obama and all, but he takes care of his kids. I’m sorry, but Jon Gosselin makes you people look bad, and next thing you know, single white mothers at the welfare office will be the rage, and we can’t have that now, can we?
Glenn Beck might be an asshole, or play a clown on television. But best believe, he’s not an idiot – he knows where his bread is buttered. Sure some of you may think he was being his normal self – an asshole – when he refused to answer Katie Couric’s question as to what exactly is “White Culture”. Don’t think for a minute that this guy didn’t know what he meant when he said what he said about the current president. He knew full well what he meant when he said that president Obama has a “deep-seated hatred for White culture.”
So why didn’t he just answer the question? He did not answer because he has lost enough ad revenue due to the activism of colorofchange.org. Yes, and he isn’t trying to lose anymore than he has. To date, he has lost about 50% of his sponsorship for his show. Bottom line: Glenn Beck is just like everybody else in this country – he’s a slave to the almighty dollar. Which when you think about it, happens to be the very reason he’s on the air. That said, for his sake, it was best that he not answer the question so as to give those colored Negroes who love change more fuel as his pockets are becoming deflated. I'm willing to bet if he was asked just what white culture is not, he would have had a lot to say.
QUESTION(S): What is white culture? Is it really white culture considering that much of it has been “stolen” from other cultures?
"The Black community has not gotten the message yet." - Lloyd Marcus
Well, that's what the wannabe Black Republican "Cowboy Troy" said...
Maybe he knows more than I, or we know...
Whoever he is, obviously he's not one that I would label on this blog as a misguided Negro, right? But then again, maybe he is. Could it be that he hasn't gotten the message just yet like so many other people of color about the Republican Party?
I wonder what Republican leader John Boehner has to say about that socialist label...
So, how am I supposed to believe the argument that there are no racist or racial undertones to the recent protests, when these guys can't even get it together. Lloyd Marcus the authority on politics and Black people says Obama is socialist, but John Boehner says he's not?!! I can't take this new racism thing anymore; it's hard to keep up; especially when people can't even get their shit together.
But yet they're winning the battle as (R-Ky) Rep. Mitch McConnell says?
Sure I know Lloyd has been riding that Tea Party express bus all across the country lately. And no he might not be riding at the back of the bus as some of our ancestors. But who is he taking the country back from and who exactly is he going to get it when they do take it back? Surely he doesn't think his Black ass will be one of the shot callers in this nation should they be victorious in 2010, does he?
Don't let me find out that his silly ass like some of the people protesting health care reform are without health coverage.
I'm outta here...
These silly Negroes are just too much for me today...
Well, he appeared on Jay Leno and, apologized last night? Did you see how the audience cheered for him before and after the interview? Clearly these were not the same people who were on twitter the last few days as Renee at Womanist Musing shared [Read it here]. Everybody is talking about him getting help as if he's hooked on crack or something. Sorry, but the only drug Kanye Kinte has been hooked on is fame and celebrity stardom. Though I can understand the loss of his mother weighing heavy on his heart and maybe, being used as an explanation for his behavior as explained over at The Sable Verity. His mother's death is no excuse for his actions the other night.
So no, I'm not buying the "take some time off" crap like he needs to go into some rehab clinic or run to Africa like Dave Chappelle. He needs to focus on his craft which is his music because at the end of the day, his music was the only positive thing that gave him the spotlight. He needs to go back to the lab and make beats again like he did when his jaws were wired shut after his near life ending car crash several years ago. The funny thing about all of this, is that Barack Obama called him a jackass. Why is this funny? Well, if he said Kanye "acted stupidly," would "certain people" have been in an uproar and think Obama's white side was racist for saying that? You know, kinda like how they played him out when his Black side called the recent actions of a certain police officer into question?
Call me harsh or an asshole, but I have no sympathy nor do I empathize with Kanye West. If you need somebody to empathize with or feel sorry for. Go with Caster Semenaya the 18yr old South African runner who as one idiot put it in a recent post: "she looks fucked up." Yeah, that "fucked up" Black woman is now on suicide watch, now that the whole world knows that she's a hermaphrodite. All due in large part to the media and the dummies who who never saw the underlying tones of racism as they put her out there to be a spectacle and less than human.
Recently, I had a conversation with my man AverageBro of AverageBro.com, and he said something really interesting. Actually, he asked a very good question for which I don't have an answer. In our talk he asked: what freedoms has Barack Obama taken away from these angry mob-like people who are crying for "their" country back? Good question I thought, but like I said, I don't have an answer. Do you? Hopefully some of the supporters of these people will show up on this post and fill me in on just how oppressed they are under the Obama regime.
I'll be honest, I haven't paid much attention to Glenn Beck and his 9/12ers who protested this past weekend. I'm sorry, but I wasn't in the mood for all that "white noise". But after speaking with Mrs. Genma Holmes of the blog Genmaspeaks yesterday on the phone, and finding out that Glenn Beck didn't even attend his Million Moron March (I didn't know there were that many of them), I became a bit interested. Genma read to me a most excellent piece she wrote about the 9/12 clowns (read it here), and the hypocrisy of "their" patriotism as compared to one day removed from the tragedy that occured on September 11th 2001. Never one to lump or label people into categories [insert maniacal giggle here], I decided to see just what was up with these fine Americans.
So I did some digging, and this is what I came up with:
So what did you learn from this clip boys and girls? I learned that all conservatives are not created equal. Yes, I'd like to think that some of them like me, are laughing at these idiots in the video. Yes, all conservatives are not created equal; there are some of them less stupid than others. I mean did you hear these fools? They don't want the gov't touching anything and getting out of their lives. Damn, I thought that was the gov't I tripped over as I walked to my bathroom in the dark last night. Fuckers! I hate when that happens.
Silly gov't all up in my house n' shit drinking all my Kool Aid. Oh lord, and like I'm so afraid of ACORN pulling me over one morning as I take my kids to school to be indoctrinated. Yeah, we gotta get this country back because I currently enjoy not having any health insurance, and I'd be damned if someone tries to force me to go to the doctor and make me pay a co-pay or even try to stay healthy by taking all that Socialist German Nazi pills that are made in Kenya.
I heard there was some kind of Black Family Reunion thing going on this past weekend in DC as well. It's a damn shame the media didn't pay those Black racist free-loading people any attention with their fake concept of family. If they were real Americans they would have joined in the protests. But see, I forgot, Obamacare is actually reparations for Negroes. Besides, you know how those Black people love free stuff, and I doubt those Tea Party protesters had any chicken.
Mommy, there's a Black man on TV about to steal an MTV Award from this nice White lady. Oh, it's Kanye West. I thought it was Suge Knight. You know how all those Blck guys look and act alike. (whew!)
Yet another example of why "they never shoulda gave you n*ggas money," as my man Rick James would say. I don't know y'all, but I think Kanye West needs a hug, or a role model maybe? Hello, can we get Tony Dungy on deck here? You know he's probably the only Black man who can get young Black men to get their lives on track, right? Yeah, I think Jim Brown stopped that shit after Richard Pryor and the beat down he gave his wife and Tony is now the mentor of all Black men in America, but I digress.
Can any of y'all tell me what the hell is wrong with Kanye? OK, OK, OK, forget that question. It's not like we don't know his problem. I'm sayin, everybody knows that he's a midget with a Napoleon complex hence that whole calling himself the Louis Vuitton Don n' all. I swear this Negro is more of an attention whore than a latchkey kid. And you know what? Have you heard his music lately? His shit is garbage, and I'm willing to bet that even that is by design just to get attention. Somehow after watching the above clip I kinda wish the ghost of his mother would have walked on stage and slapped the Black off of his ass for coming out there like he doesn't have any home training.
OK, so he couldn't just fellate Jay Z backstage at the VMAs. No, that would be too homo; can't have that in hip hop. Instead, he had to jump on stage and protect the honor of Jay Z's wife and totally scare the shit out of that poor white girl Taylor Swift (you know she probably hasn't been that close to a Black man before). When her and the rest of them saw a Black man jump on stage they thought it was gonna be a robbery, right? If you watch the clip again I'm sure you can see someone tucking their chain and trying to hide it from "Debo". Poor chile', I feel so sorry for her and what she had to endure at the hands of one of our uncouth cousins. Now she has to have counseling and shit like that just to get through the rest of her life.
What he did was distasteful, immature and selfish. But what else is new when it comes to Kanye West. He lost me as a fan a very long time ago, and he almost had me back with the whole "George Bush don't like Black people," thing. But he fucked up when he continued to run his mouth at every opportunity. You know, like he was the dude everybody was checking for as to get an opinion. Make music dude and shut the fuck up and just walk like Jesus as you carry the cross that is your ego.
What gets me is that his Black ass would have never pulled some shit like that at the BET awards. Yeah Kanye, pull that shit on stage with Keisha Coles getting and award if you want to. Yeah, do that shit and see how fast her crackhead momma and sister beat his ass as Suge Knight stomped on his neck. Aww come on, you know how "we" do at "our" award shows.
So now America hates him more than ever. No seriously, you don't interrupt an up and coming female country singer and think you'll get away with it. He obviously hasn't been paying attention to the news to see all these angry white folks who are all pissed at Obama. As if it hasn't been hard enough for Barack Obama lately, Kanye had to go and do this...
Damn, this Negro is everywhere! What is he a republican now? Listen Joe Wilson...oops, I mean Kanye, here's some advice. Of course I know you're not gonna change, nor is that swollen ego gonna shrink anytime soon. But be that as it may, from one brother to another, just listen to me...
the next time you get on national TV to pull a stunt like that, people would appreciate you more as a man if you mentioned the kids. You see, mentioning the kids would help you out big time. When you mention the kids, people would be less apt to think that what you did was all about you, like it always is. Surely they didn't think it was about Beyonce and your love for her video.
Next time, do it like my man did it several years ago...
I'm gonna go ahead and say it: Glenn Beck is a slimy bastard, and I hope he gets booted off the airwaves. To date, he has lost a host of sponsors of his show due to collective activism, and the efforts of colorofchange.org. All of this because of his proclamation that Barack Obama is racist and has a problem with white people. And last night I heard he was attacking Obama's appointed Green Jobs Czar Van Jones. Yes, this asshole had the nerve to do what he does best which would be to motivate the ignorant among us with lies.
Check it out:
[you should see the comments to this video on Youtube]
Wait, you mean to tell me that we're still in the 60's where every "revolutionary" was viewed as being communists? Shit, wasn't that the same thing they said about W.E.B. DuBois before he eventually said fuck this country and moved to Africa? We're back on that weak stuff?
Listen, I happen to love Van Jones and what he has been doing for years as a "community organizer". That said, who the fuck is Glenn Beck, and what has he done for anybody but espouse the most idiotic vitriol ever on airwaves to benefit himself as he makes $20 million a year. We've seen this all before, right? Intelligent Black man becomes capable of making moves and affecting positive change, and then he suddenly becomes a threat. You know how they do Smart Negroes; shit, every once in a while they end up becoming president and we can't have that. So, instead of telling people the truth, it's more effective to attack Black intellectualism by using buzz words like Socialist, Nazi, and now Communist.
You wanna know the truth about this whole thing. Van Jones and James Rucker started the organization Color of Change. Yes, the very same organization that is responsible for corporate advertisers dropping sponsorship of Glen Beck's show. Yes, this isn't about Van Jones, or Obama, this is about Beck trying to fight back the best way his punk-ass can. And that would be with lies. I just wanted to take a minute to weigh in on this and as always, tell the damn truth.You see, the real truth here people, is that people of color, who God forbid become educated and attempt to go against the status quo, will always be a threat to the likes of Glenn Beck and the rest of the idiots in this country.
If you have no idea who Van Jones the "community organizer" really is...
check out this following clip and tell me if he sounds as dangerous as Beck makes him out to be:
Um, I don't know about you, but that doesn't sound quite like Communism to me.
“He who warned uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.” -- Sarah Palin on Paul Revere
