Vote For Sarah Palin, She Knows The Words To "Rappers Delight", & Loves Black People

You know at first when I heard and wrote about the right-wing media generated beef surrounding my man Common's invitation to read poetry at the White House, I thought it was funny. No seriously, it was almost as funny as the accusation of Barack Obama being in the "Whoomp, There It Is" music video. So yeah, I laughed at the notion of Common being this "thug rapper" from Chicago and well known cop killing advocate. But then I saw the following interview with Sarah Palin via Fox, I got pretty heated:



OK, before I continue, first off, I'd like to give a big shout out to Common and Michelle Obama for getting Fox to bring on more Black folks on air in one week than they have all year (click here, here, and especially here to see a slave catcher at work). Alright, so now that I've got that out of the way, allow me to get back to Sister Sarah by asking: when the hell did Sarah Palin's media whoring ass ever listen to a Hip Hop album, much less listened to anything Common has ever done? And this spectacle of American embarrassment had the nerve to say she's "not anti-rap," because she "knows the words to Rapper's Delight." Yes, that Rapper's Delight; uh-huh, "to the hip hop, the hippy to the hippy," rap song from back in the day. Yes, she said she knows the words.

Well Gee, I'm sure Grandmaster Caz of The Cold Crush Brothers really appreciates that, Sarah. Of course I couldn't help overlooking the slick way you threw in the "there's no way I'm racist because I have Black friends," line. Because well, you obviously can't be white and "down" with Black people unless you can recite the words of that particular song. Which is really messed up, because now I have to call up all my white friends and ask them if they can spit Big Bank Hank's verse just to be sure they're not affiliated with the Klan.

So What's Glenn Beck & Sarah Palin Gonna Do Now that Trump has Stolen the Spotlight

I heard the news recently about Glenn Beck's upcoming departure from Fox. And, I'm not sure if that's actually a good thing; something tells me he's still gonna lurk the background at Fox. Now I don't know about you, but I don't like the idea of lurking racists. Not that I watched his show or anything, but I prefer my racists to be front and center. Ask any professional racism chaser such as myself and they'll tell you. As fast as racism runs and as tricky a son-of-a-bitch as racism is, we prefer him to be as obvious and open as a Klan march on Main Street. So, don't celebrate Beck's departure just yet; find out his next move first.

I tell you one thing I'm kinda happy about; and I'm sure it's going to shock you. As much as I can't stand the ridiculous antics of Donald Trump as one of "the Blacks," I appreciate that he's front and center. I know, sounds crazy I'm sure. But have you noticed that since he's been on the scene with all his silly talk that Sarah Palin has been pretty damn quiet? No seriously, think about that for a few. We haven't heard a damn thing from that airhead in recent weeks. Which is odd considering the attention whore she's known to be. So something tells me that if her daughter can make a career out of getting knocked up as a teen. Surely Sister Sarah will be back. So at any rate, so as to keep it post-racial, don't be surprised if they both team up. Give them their own show; hell, make them partners on Dancing With The Stars or something.

An Apology to Sarah Palin from "Real America" [VIDEO]

So I was thinking the other night: what if Sarah Palin chose John McCain as her running mate in 2012? I'm pretty sure McCain would accept such an offer to be "one heartbeat away" from the presidency; the closest he'll ever get to it. And then I wondered, what if this happened and they friggin won in 2012?? Boy would we look pretty stupid especially after all the mean spirited things we've said about her, right? Forget eating crow; we'd look like idiots.

Yep, and I'm sure neither Sarah or Sean Hannity would let us forget either:

HANNITY: Let me -- let me go through some of the things that -- that I've picked up -- and these were -- some were controversies at the time -- and maybe get you to respond to them. Madonna was once at a concert in 2008: "And Sarah Palin just got off my street. She will not go to DC. She'll get off my street. I'll kick her ass if she doesn't get off my street."

Sandra Bernhard talked about if Palin shows up in New York City, she's going to be "gang-raped by my big black brothers."

There's a series of left-wing images about you, Governor, for example, a cartoon with the acronym MILP that depicts you being punched in the face with your glasses coming -- you know, obviously coming off. "a mother, I'd like to punch;" a bumper sticker for sale that reads, "abort Sarah Palin."

You know, and I could really go on for the better part of the show. And -- because a lot of this -- and the president talked about civil discourse. And, you know, I don't think a lot of people on the left have been very civil toward you over the years. And I don't -- I really don't hear you complaining a lot about it.

Why do you think they're trying to complain so much as you and this one map and -- and some of the -- you know, reload, etc. And some other comments you've made?

PALIN: I think they're -- the hypocrisy there is so glaring and the double standards. I mean it reminds me that those on the left if it weren't for their double standards, they'd have no standards.

So it -- it's almost, really, a waste of time to even address their hypocrisy. I mean we had a paid CNN host recently who announced to the world that her New Year's resolution was to bring down my 16- year-old daughter Willow. I mean, adult on child bullying that -- that's -- you know, I thought that that wasn't the real hip thing to do.

But, Sean, here's where I am personally on this. Knowing that, you know, the anchor holds. And I believe Second Timothy 1:7, in the Bible, it says god has given us a spirit of power and love and sound mind. He hasn't given us a spirit of fear.

So I call upon that and hold onto that and know that I don't have to be afraid no -- no matter what happens. I -- I don't have to be afraid.

But when we talk about the need for civil discourse and for the condemnation of violence that I believe we should all be believers in, then, yes, when -- when I hear those things coming from, I assume it is the left...

Well Sarah, as a member of the population of "Real America" all be it the left? I offer my sincerest apologies. Yes, and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us residents of "Real America". Not only would be the Christian thing to being that this is a Christian nation. But think about Trig, Sarah; do it for him.



Originally posted by Anthony Kelly

Shots Fired: Howard Stern on Sarah Palin's Arizona Shooting Response (Calls Her a C*nt)

I think it's safe to say that Sarah Palin isn't having the best week ever. Not only are folks in America mad at her as a result of the tragic assassination attempt in Tuscon, Arizona, of Gabrielle Giffords whom she "targeted" on her website a year ago. Now she has famed shock jock Howard Stern gettin' all medieval on her ass as on his radio show - yep, he went as far as to call her a "cunt."

Yep, so much for toning down the caustic political rhetoric. What he said is probably sexist and so not cool with some of you I'm sure. But I suppose since it's Sarah Palin... it's no big deal, right? Though Stern's entire rant is spot on, I'm not sure if he should get pass for using that word. But then again maybe I feel this way because I'm black, and I'm used to more acceptable words like bitches, and hoes.

For the record, I wanted the above picture of Sarah Palin to be one with her caught in some crosshairs. But I was afraid that one of you readers may have seen it as a call to action killing her and then it would be my fault. Nope, not gonna be the blame for the actions of one of you nutjobs.

Memorial in Tucson: Oh, So "Civility" Seems to Be the "Bootleg T-Shirt of the Month"

President Barack Obama & First Lady Michelle Obama at Memorial 

 I didn't get to see President Obama's speech in Tuscon last night. I had a lot of "stuff" going on and I completely forgot about the memorial. From what I heard he gave a great one that was deeply moving and inspirational; maybe youse people will now behave yourselves, tone down the "rhetoric", and stop killing each other. Oh yeah, the jury is still out on you black people and the whole killing each other thing, but I digress.... or is it digest or digestive tract.

So anyway, did you catch his speech? What did you think about it? I'd really love to hear your thoughts on it. More specifically, I'd love to hear whether you think what Obama said will have a positive impact on our political discourse in America or not. You know, gotta keep that "hopey-changey" thing alive as Jesse Jackson would say. What, you think I'm just some Ole hater-ass-hater?

OK, but seriously, I've read and heard much from everyone everywhere with an opinion on the Tuscon slaughter. Hell, even Sarah Palin came out of a hole like Punxutawney Phil with her innocent "blood libel" talk, and has pissed quite a few of you off. Hell my man AverageBro never curses in blogs, but he called her a bitch after seeing her speech. I say y'all should give Sister Sarah some credit for her professionally done Facebook video, because it only took her four days to learn how to read a teleprompter instead of her palm.

Barbara Bush on Sarah Palin: "I Hope She'll Stay in Alaska." [VIDEO]

Uh-huh, or in other words, "bitch, sit'cho stupid ass down somewhere." Yep, did ya get that Mama Grizzly? Hopefully you listen and listen well because obviously you're an embarrassment to the GOP establishment.

And just in case Palin might wanna get slick with Mama Bush (like she did with Michelle Obama). Just remember, Barbara keeps a dead fetus is a glass jar on her nightstand; yep, she may not have a problem bussin' a cap in Palin's ass! Shoot, ya think she got old and wrinkled-looking by being nice all her life?

This from an upcoming interview on Larry King Live airing on Monday night:

Alvin Green the "Ackniculous One" is Considering Running for President in 2012

Here I was just minding my own business trying to forget all about my man, Alvin Green, now that the elections are over. And here he goes popping back into my life and everyday consciousness with a bombshell announcement. Yeah, just when you thought he'd be history, this brotha is trying to find out just how much it's gonna cost to run for president; and has contacted the South Carolina Democratic party for an answer.

Yes; Alvin Green for president?

It shouldn't really be a surprise considering that the idiot savant great white hope, Sarah Palin, thinks that she can beat Mike Tyson Barack Obama in 2012. Hell, even fellow media whore Donald Trump thinks he has a shot against Barack "The Incompetent Negro" Obama in 2012. So if they think they have a shot at the title, who is Alvin to think differently. These days it's believed that anybody with a pulse (and Hillary Clinton's balls) can do better than Barry.

Nothing wrong with Alvin being ambitious; no, not at all. Shit, he he saved and spent $10,000 to be able to run for Senator against Jim DeMint - the man who started the recession. That said, and it only being months away from the kick-off to the 2012 presidential election season. The brotha has to start counting those coins he has stashed in his purple Crown Royal, no? Can't run for office without those funky dividends, son!

At this point he's just as qualified as the other Republican plants:


A little overly confident to you I'm sure. But what do you expect after Obama has opened up doors for every black or brown boy and girl with a dream in America? Shoot, because of Barack, brothas like Alvin are walking around singing R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly" as they reach for the stars. Yep, the brotha believes in himself, and that's a good thing. He might not be rocking  a new age afro, but he sure is an unusual fellow.

Shout out to Alvin Green the ackniculous one, and the greatest man alive!

Pastor James David Manning: "Sarah Palin is a Hardcore Closet Racist" [VIDEO]

I don't know what type of Jedi Mind Trick, Pastor David Manning is pulling. But I'm really at a loss for words that my favorite slave catcher has been this forthcoming with his feelings on Sarah Palin. A hardcore closet racist? Sarah Palin? This from the most slave catching-est slave catcher in America? Really??

OK, so now he says all of this after the GOP/Tea Party has been victorious in last weeks elections? Lemme guess, someone over at "Massa Charlie Inc." has informed him that his services will no longer be needed; yeah, I'm sensing that his last check bounced, and well, obviously, he's just a tad bit upset... and black again?

Sorry Pastor Manning, don't be mad 'cuz Sarah Palin dissed you over the heat you got making Ann Coulter's tweet a "favorite" of yours on Twitter [click to read tweet and see pic]. A tweet that included a TwitPic of a sign outside of Pastor Manning's church that said: "The blood of Jesus against Obama History made 4 Nov 2008 a Taliban Muslim illegally elected President USA: Hussein."

I gotta give it to him, he brought the pain as he skillfully intertwined his usual bullshit; what, can't expect him to change spots overnight; once a slave catcher always a slave catcher. However, what he said about Palin was spot on, as far as her obvious support of racism, and her refusal to acknowledge even her black shadow... or Pastor Manning and his Church of Slave Catchers in Christ.

So yeah Sarah, Manning is right; you are a closet racist... oops, a hardcore closet racist. And I'm willing to bet that had she not been put on blast, she would have kept that tweet in her favorites. And as per usual, she would not be forced to blame the media anyone for her "mistake" as she's known to do oh so often.

(H/T We Are Respectable Negroes)

Sarah Palin & Dr. Laura are not racist. Downright stupid maybe, but not racist!!

For some of you, the last few weeks has proved to be an unwelcome introduction to the good doctor. Some of you upon hearing her latest faux pas have asked yourselves: "who is this bitch?"

Well, with the help of The Daily Show co-creator Lizz Winstead, let's take a good look back at the life and times of Laura Shlessinger, shall we?

Before we do, understand that this isn't about racism, but instead, it's about the right to be an idiot in America. In case you didn't know, that right is etched in the constitution as well; don't be lead to think differently.

Surely being criticized for saying the word "nigger" on national radio is akin to Jim Crow laws which forbid black folks from sitting at lunch counters, and the front seats of buses.Yep, time to ring the alram which signals the impending doom of whiteness in the era of Kenyan born plutocratic socialist rule.

Yes it is and it's time for the long awaited White Civil Rights Movement to act Enter the Wasilla wingnut to whom 'Ground Zero' is a playground for retarded kids in Russia that she quite easily sees from her Alaskan bedroom window.

Yes, let's take a look at the life of the woman, to whom Sarah Palin has recently defended, and lent her support, in the ongoing fight which is the preservation of constitutional rights meant exclusively for whites.

So, is Bin Laden gonna worship at Ground Zero?

So I've been thinking about the controversy surrounding the Mosque being build near Ground Zero. Conservative wing-nuts like Sarah Palin would have you think it's gonna be built on the very site and not blocks away. Which if I were Muslim, in protest of the stupidity and intolerence of Palin, I'd build a library next to her house and hang a banner that says: "Alaskas Worst Governor Ever!" But hey, maybe Bin Laden has plans of sneaking into the country balled up in the anal cavity of an illegal immigrant so you can't be too careful. Yep, especially when you champion for freedoms afforded to us by the Constitution and you last name rhymes with FAILING!

Dear Sarah Palin, "refudiate" is not a word...

...oh, and that "divisive in times of turmoil," thing? You're a fuckin hypocrite!

"I just spent a few beautiful Alaskan days with some beautiful Americans in my husband's birthplace - they are Todd's family and they are Yupik Eskimo. In the decades that our families have blended, I have never heard one proud, patriotic member judge another member based on skin color. Both Todd and I were raised to measure a person according to their capacity and willingness to love, work, forgive, contribute, and show good character. We're joined by the vast majority of Americans in this belief whereby we measure a man by his character, not his color. Because of amazing efforts and accomplishments by those who came before my generation, it is foreign to us to consider condemning or condoning anyone's actions based on race or gender. Being with our diverse family in a melting pot that is a Native village just days ago reminded me of that." (source)

I guess that would explain why Palin wouldn't hire black folks when she was governor:

While meeting with Black leaders concerning the absence of any African Americans on her staff, Gov. Palin responded that she doesn’t have to hire any Blacks and was not intending to hire any.

Now if they were half-white or Eskimo? Things would have been very different, right? Yep, you can put lipstick on a hypocritical-racist-pig but it's still a pig, folks.

Platinum Uterus Puts Baby Mama Breeding on the Map

By Ecosoulintellectual

All of the condoms and safe sex talks that underfunded clinics distributed through the years in inner city and poor rural areas to prevent the "scorn" of teen pregnancy.

The gorge of HIV warnings with the absence of youth employment and recreational programs.

Then you have the shun of being an African-American or Latina teen mother have haunted, no, have plagued our communities.

And now you have Bristol Palin, the born-again-virgin, getting paid $15k - $30k to speak about popping her couchie with a moose-killer who loves to "shoot shit."

Just to think, a sigificant portion of this country were about to put in the White House, two generations of inbred breeders.

I puke at the fact that Sarah and her sperm collecting daughter, Bristol, use their children to make money off of the very things they rail against in political spaces.

I really believe there is some pimp in the back ground directing these two or possibly some real life "V" aliens pulling strings because this is outrageous.

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Sarah Palin & Bill O'Reilly: The retarded leading the retarded in criticizing the show 'Family Guy'

So the last time I touched on the hypocrisy that is Sarah Palin, certain people got offended that I referrenced her vagina, and used the word retarded. I think from what I was told that the politically correct term for the retarded is Neurologically Atypical? Oh yeah I was also told that the term Mentally Challenged was offensive as well. Which is funny because, well, in the following interview with Bill O'Reilly, I didn't hear the term Neurologically Atypical tossed around. Instead, I heard a bumbling idiot pimping her kids as she has always done since being thrust into the spotlight back in September of 2008. I don't know of you've heard of all the talk surrounding the 'Family Guy' episode, but check out what she had to say:

Sarah Palin is as retarded as all the people who love her - immediate relatives excluded, of course

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded. What?!! Oh c'mon, don't act like you didn't think that was funny; no seriously, I heard you laughing. OK, so you might think I was dead wrong, and you're right. Linking Sarah Palin with the retarded is definitely an insult to the mentally challenged among us. But allow me to get my John Mayer on, dammit; allow me to be great! But if you feel the need we can both hop on the euphemism treadmill in the comment section of this post. Either that or you can talk to the hand...

No but seriously, how in the world can Sarah Palin during last weekend's Conservative Cross Burning & Klan Swap Meet Tea Party Convention in Nashville Tennessee criticize Barack Obama for using a teleprompter, when her simple ass had a friggin cheat-sheet scribbled on the palm of her hand? I mean what's up with that shit? If I were a republican or fellow Tea Party boozer I'd be mad. Not at the fact that she dissed Barack Obama - they relish that shit. But more so because she got paid $100,000 to deliver the key note address.

Bristol Is Taking Levi To Court For Child Support, Of Course This Makes Her A Gold Digger

According to TMZ, Bristol’s lawyers filed paperwork last Thursday in an attempt to secure child support for her son, Tripp.

According to the docs, obtained by TMZ, Bristol believes Levi has pulled in "in excess of $105,000 in 2009 through various media interviews and modeling related activities." The $105,000 figure is significant, because under Alaska law a non-custodial parent must pay 20% of income up to $105,000 a year -- which comes to $1,750 a month.
Bristol says in her sworn statement, "I have received limited and sporadic financial assistance from Levi." Bristol says Levi has forked over only $4,400 over the 13 months of Tripp's life -- $3,000 on September 9, 2009, $1,400 on December 19.

I decided to read the comment sections on both reddit and TMZ.  There were some that felt that Levi should live up to his parental obligations and then of course there were comments of this vein:

What a F up family.........Maybe Grandmom Sarah needs to also make sure she helps since she is doing nothing for this country except selling books. She is as big of a loser as her daughter. She needs to stop spreading her legs, she and mom need to get a real life. WOW what a F up family all of them.

FOR 1 KID?R U Kidding me...I have 3 and I don't spend that much on them and I am a housewife for 15yrs now! GET REAL GIRL...WAKE UP FROM THE DREAM YOU ARE LIVIN IN.

Geez - $4400 is much more than I've EVER heard of anyone getting from a 19 year old father, and she wants $1750 a month? Why should she get that much? Greedy bitch.

HE NEEDS A DNA TEST TO PROVE HE IS ACTUALLY THE FATHER.
ALONG WITH THAT COURT DOCUMENT, WHY IS THERE NOT A REQUEST FOR PATENITY?
JUST SAYING, HEARD SHE GOT AROUND THE FOOTBALL TEAM

this is crazy. she is not looking for child support she is looking for someone to support her. 1750/mth. is way too much her to get without working for it. she was not used to any kind of life with levi before this that would warrant a change in living standards if she didn't get that much money.

She's a money grubbing bitch, from everything I have seen Palins are all about money. Why do you think she quit? Because she can make more money with her stupid book and being governor of our awesome state was probably below.
She has tried to move the capital from Juneau to Wasilla so all their property values go up, that's it.

How about Bristol pay Levi 20% of her earnings from the "US Weekly" and "Time Magazine" interviews she's done, since they haven't officially decided she gets sole custody anyhow.

She got pregnant. It's her body. Where's her responsibility? She mothered a child irresponsibly and all you can do is blame the man? And now she gets free human welfare every month?
More accurate headline: If you're not old enough to vote, then you shouldn't be responsible enough to take care of a child.

To take money from the male is getting fucking ancient. How about instead of single mothers living off of child support, before a woman gives birth, she should ask the husband if he wants to be apart of it... if he doesn't, then the baby is all yours.
No child support. Equal rights? When and where, cocksuckers.

So if I had a vagina, I could just trap sperm and have someone pay for my college after I pop out another little nothing?

Is anyone banging their head against a wall yet?  One of the major goals of MRA’s is to abdicate the responsibility to financially support their children.  It is a well known fact that women make less than men and if a woman is living alone with a child, she is more likely to be living in poverty.  Their concern is not for the children that they had a part in producing, rather it is wallowing in their male privilege because of their decidedly misogynistic understanding of reproduction.

They use the argument regarding the autonomy of female bodies to suggest that they are being oppressed.  The fact of the matter is that at no point were they being forced to engage in behaviour against their will.  They could have chosen not to have sex and they could have chosen to wear a condom or have a vasectomy.   Throughout the entire process of reproduction, the male body is always in a position of authority and furthermore; their actions do not require a law to ensure that their rights are being protected.

It would seem to me, that Alaska’s twenty percent law is extremely fair.  A child may not cost the 1700 dollars a month that Bristol is requesting, however; a child should be able to to live within the same economic class as hir parents and this is something that the MRA have continually failed to acknowledge.  If a child is living at home with two parents, ze would have taken on their class status and receive any ensuing benefits.   Why should the father be able to live a life of extravagance with the child receiving no benefit?  It is a known fact, that the more money a child has to be raised on, the more opportunities that will be available to hir. 

Finally, perhaps what is most disturbing is the idea that a mother who requests child support is just lazy and wants a free ride.  Even if the mother is not working outside of the home and is completely dependent upon support to raise a child, she is still working for the money.  Simply because parenting does not produce  a product that can be sold on the open market for a profit, does not mean that it is not work or that it does provide a measurable gain for society. Unfortunately, for far too many, mothering falls under labour that women are expected to provide for free because we are constructed as the nurturing sex.

Slut shaming Bristol or calling her a lazy bitch is simply reductive and serves the purpose of reducing Levi’s responsibility for their child.  Even though she is currently living with her parents, they are not responsible for raising or paying for that child.  They had no hand in the creation of the child and to suggest that they should pick up Levi’s slack is ridiculous.  They are already providing a home for this child, which is more than he is currently doing.    Paying twenty percent of his income will not impoverish him.  The idea that women should be solely responsible for the financial support of children has one purpose – impoverishment.

That's it, I'm "Going Rogue"...!!!

Yeah I realize that's kinda hard for a black guy to pull off. I mean nine times out of ten people of color are perceived as being "rogues" - especially if they're progressive or slightly left of center politically by the color aroused folks among us. But going rogue I'm sure has it's benefits like it did for this white lady I never heard of before September 2008.


Shit, going rogue is so cool that it allows you to walk off your job and travel the country - something that I've been dying to do by the way. Who cares that have to put together some convenient untruths in the form of a best seller further proving how effective the dumbing down of America has become. I wouldn't mind it one bit especially if there is free clothes in it for me and my family because that's just the American way; nothing like a well dressed mavericky/rogue-ish family.

Starting with this very blog post I am about to become the rogue-est of the rogues out there...I'm broke nigga, I'm broke! Now let's see if I could find supporters like these to make this happen:

Sarah Palin has a lot in common with black women? Did you know that?

I went over to The Grio and came across an article on Sarah Palin's similarities with black women. I just about wanted to throw up. How utterly dreadful!

I'd wager that, unlike me, most black women - being liberal Democrats or Democratic-leaning independents - have a pretty negative view of Palin. She's been called "white trash" by white elites, and even by some blacks. Yet ironically, Palin probably has just as much - and arguably more - in common with many black women than most female politicians. Palin is from a working-class family. She's not from the "right" part of the country. She doesn't possess the elite background that many folks have come to expect out of political leaders.


While she went through four different colleges and universities - eventually returning to the University of Idaho to finish - she did stick with it and get that degree. Like most black women, she has Christian faith. Palin tells you what she thinks. She has come up in a mostly male-dominated field. She is the breadwinner in her family, and she balances work and family commitments. She's even had to deal with a teen daughter who had an out-of-wedlock child and "baby daddy" drama, an issue that America's black moms disproportionately deal with regarding their daughters and suitors.

The author, Shamara Riley, could not have been any more condescending if she wanted to. Aside from completely and conveniently ignoring the "privilege" that enabled Palin to "rise" (if you would call it that) to various positions without merit, she compares us to Palin because of her daughter's baby daddy drama, and completely disregarding upper and middle class blacks who don't have any of the "issues" she talks about.

Then by her standards, we have a lot in common with other human pieces of sh*t. What a way to praise black women by comparing them to the walking mess that is Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin has never been a friend to African-Americans or blacks period. She was mean, condescending, and she instigated violence and hatred against the black man that was running against her by using her divisive talk. She belittled community organizers, used a teenage boy for her own ends, exploited her daughter and her family, and flaunted her stunning idiocy because the redneck trash that loved her wanted to screw her.

Sarah Palin is a simp, and she's the anti-black woman. Women like Sarah Palin will get picked for jobs and promotions over qualified black women, men, other minorities and even white men. She's proud of her lack of intellectuality, the same thing we cannot afford to allow in the black community. I take exception to the "distinction," and ask that Miss Riley examine her issues with her own people.

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If someone calls your phone and starts that heavy breathing, it just might be Sarah Palin

No seriously, it's not like she has a job anymore in politics or a future career even. So everybody is wondering, after her last day on the job, what's next. Here's what I got out of her farewell speech the other week. Of course people are all talking about how incoherent her speech was (as if she's ever been coherent) and the ambiguity of her reason for stepping down. But what they missed was her audition for life after politics as a phone sex operator. Either that, or what this next clip shows is a secret Alaskan moose call used while hunting.

I'm going with the phone sex thing; it's a fast money maker and I'm sure those horny republicans within the base won't mind giving her a call or two. I mean you know how they love their porn. At any rate, if you saw her speech or not, the following clip pretty much sums it up. It's a lot shorter which is a good thing, but not that much different as far as substance is concerned than the entire speech. Watch this and tell me: do you disagree with me on the phone sex thing?

Roll clip:

BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Palin's Career Found Dead

According to news reports Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's political career has died this afternoon. She is well known for being the bungling comedic sidekick of John McCain in last years presidential campaign. She's also known to wake up and yell good morning to Russians from her doorstep; a feat yet accomplished by mere mortals.

I'm not sure if this has been confirmed by TMZ just yet, but sources say that just prior to the discovery of her lifeless political body she was administered a shot of common sense by her personal doctor; a rather lethal drug when applied to the likes of Governor Palin and members of the GOP.

Her political death comes as a shock to the many loyal, yet deluded fans in the Republican party otherwise known as "the base". There are rumors of a yet released scandal or sex tape with SOuth Carolina Governor Mark Sanford; but as mentioned these are just rumors; it is widely known that Republicans do not have sex.

Her death has left "Right to Political Life" activists stunned. Famed NBC Saturday Night Live's Tina Fay could not be reached for comment. However, fans of Palin can be assured that her memorable quotes and Nieman Marcus shopping bill will most certainly live on forever.

Stay tuned to this blog for more Palin madness as it unfolds.

YOU CAN LEARN ALOT FROM A DUMMY

Since I have come to realize that I have some of the most intelligent readers, this morning I've decided to bring a question to the table. Remember, I'm only doing this because I value your opinions. Before I ask the question, I urge you to click the link at the end of this blog and read what a good friend of mine wrote here on Blogger. After which, you might wanna add her to your blogroll.

QUESTION: If you were the owner of a child daycare center, would you knowingly hire a convicted sexual predator or child molester to do work around your business establishment?

MY ANSWER: Hell fuck no!!!!

I'm willing to bet that your answer would be similar to mine. I mean, no one in their right minds would knowingly do that right? Why in the hell would you endanger children in such a way if you can help it. Thats what background checks are for right?

Another question....

QUESTION: Knowing that Sarah Palin was found to have abused her power as Governor, why in the world would we the AMERICAN people (no not the fake one's who live in fake America) want her to be Vice President?

Ok, so that last question was more rhetorical than anything else.

For the life of me, I don't understand why anyone can't see that this woman has her own agenda. But yet she's supposed to represent political righteousness? I caught her line in the VP debate when she said that the constitution should be amended to give the VP more power. Yup, I caught that, and up until now, I kept that thought to myself. I've decided to bring it to the forefront today after watching her in a recent interview where she said that the VP presides over the Senate. Now, this wasn't the first time she has said that, and clearly she is wrong. Per the constitution, the VP has no such power.

At first I wanted to think that she's just another dumb American who probably couldn't find North America on a map. But then I realized that she is a governor; she runs an entire state for crying out loud! Clearly, being in such a high position, she knows a thing or two about the constitution, right? I mean, she can't be that dumb right?!! I went to bed after that story broke last night thinking...yes, she's that dumb. But this morning, I've come to realize that I was wrong. You see, she's no dummy. Personally, I think its all an act. In my opinion, I think she's playing the dummy role to throw us off.

Don't believe me?

Well...

it was reported that she has ran up a helluva bill in purchases for the RNC for the last seven weeks. Trust me, a dummy wouldn't do that. A dummy would have spent their own money. She also speant tax payers money taking her kids on trips with her as she traveled. Ok, I'm sure you think that this is something that is priviliged for any governor. I'm sure you think that comes with the territory. Well, it doesn't. If it did, she would not have LIED in order to have the state use tax payer dollars on her kids. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is not the work of a dummy. This is the work of a woman on a mission, and clearly it shows that she can think. Yes it does. I've done some dumbshit unwittingly in my lifetime, but I also know that I've done some "dumbshit" knowingly as well. Shit, I'll admit that I've purposely writen a bad check before, and trust me, thats something a thinking person does.

When you think about it, Sarah Palin is no different, and she's playing the dumb role to get her foot in the door. Yup, I think she hopes that she could be the brains of the operation in a Dick Cheaney sorta way. have you heard her make comments recently somewhat asserting that she would have done things differently than McCain in relation to the campaign? Lemme guess, you folks didn't catch that one huh. Not only that, have you folks noticed that the whole Troopergate thing she refused to talk to investigators? Not only that, but did you folks realize that it was her husband who really took the fall for the pressure to get 'ol dude fired? Uh huh, just like a good dope dealer, she never made any hand to hand transactions. This my friends is not the work of a dummy. Hell, she even was able to have her house built for free by contractors who have ties to a certain republican senator from Alaska who's on trial right now.

Yeah, so she looked like a dummy in giving the answer she gave to the question submitted by a 3rd grader. Yup, she sure looked like the village idiot on that one. I thought so after I first saw it, but now I think differently. Why? Well, its been reported that she has connections to a seccesionist organization in Alaska. Ok, so she is not directly a member of the organization, her husband was. But she sure did "pall around" with them. Be that as it may, doesn't it seem apparent that she has a hidden agenda? I mean, if Barack Obama is a terrorist by association, couldn't this woman be anti-american herself given her ties to an organization who refuses to adhere to the U.S. Constitution?

I'm telling you...

this chick is no dummy.

Its just a damn shame that that poor 3rd grader who's question she answered, would probably get a failing grade because of her. Thats the real tragedy for America here. That poor kid, Brandon Gonzalez, the 3rd grader, could possibly get a bad grade because of her answer, and prevent him from getting a college scholarship. Poor Brandon, would probably have to sell crack, slap around prostitutes and lead a life of crime, all because Sarah Palin and her "stupidity". With the last name Gonzalez, its safe to assume that luck wouldn't be so kind to afford him the position of president of the United States being a "C" average student, like this dude with the last name Bush that I know.

This folks, is an American tragedy....

Just something for you guys to think about before you hire that child molester.

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