Can it be that Halle Berry is just as bad at picking crappy men as the rest of you?

I came across the news that Halle Berry and her boyfriend/baby-daddy of 5yrs, are no longer an item. Rumor has it, homeboy got kinda tired of their age difference and found his eyes wandering elsewhere - she is 43 and he's 34yrs old. So now instinctively I'm thinking, "maybe a brotha like me still has a chance."

But then I got to thinking about all the guys that she has dated (or married) who eventually kicked her to the curb? So now I'm thinking, "Damn, lotta cats ran through that, son. Nah, you don't want that." Which is bullshit because the average fat bastard like me would welcome Halle Berry even if her vagina was dragging on the floor as we both walk hand in hand.

So what is it about Halle Berry and why she just can't seem to keep a man? I mean what is it that prevents the one woman brothas my age has epitomized for years as the ultimate standard of beauty? What, is she just that unlucky? Are all the men with whom she has had relationships, trifling? I mean no sister this fine can be that unlucky, right?

Yep, and no man can be that unmindful of the fact that this is "Halle Berry" he's kicking it with, and going to bed next to, right? I mean, sure there may be some level of intimidation considering the fact that she has been the source of masturbatory motivation for guys my age for about the last 20yrs, right? But c'mon, this is Halle-Fuckin-Berry, son! Sure there'll be sheisty thirsty-ass n*ggas who attempt to throw salt in your game, right? But hey, f*ck intimidation; hell, that's when you stick your chest out because you're the man.

So I took some time to think about this woman who even at 43yrs old, is finer than frog hair split four ways, And though I don't know her personally, it's almost like I wanna cry for Halle. It's like I hear her tearfully lement that "love shoulda brought your ass home," all over again like she did in the movie Boomerang. And speaking of which, I think that's part of her problem; the fact that she did the movie Boomerang.

Plain and simple, that woman has been cursed since that movie. I think after doing that role as "Angela", fellas just figured she was that dumb chick who was easy to get over on. But, I'm not entirely sure that's her fault. Actually, because of that movie, I'd say Robin Givens totally f*cked it up for her.  I mean, why settle for sweet innocent Halle when you could have Robin Givens and her crazy ass manipulative mother, right?