Monday, March 30, 2009

Black Men in Drag, Internet Trolls, & Steve Harvey

As this blog is quickly approaching the one year old mark, I can't help but to think of its progression. Not that it has grown in leaps and bounds or anything, but it being a work in progress I often wonder who the hell is reading this crap that I write. My reader comments have picked up substantially from a year ago, and for that I am thankful. However, looking back at the stuff I have written, there are a few blogs I wish I could take back. You know, kinda like the way a person regrets saying something that they said? Yeah, kinda like that.

Well, there is this one blog in particular that I wrote some time ago. Yes and this blog bugs the shit out of me to this day. The blog is titled "Women with Tattoos". I don't know if you've had the chance to read or see it but it was from way back. So what about the blog you hate RiPPa? What could it be that you said? You know how you don't usually care about whatever comes out of your
mouth or fingers? Yeah I know, I'm usually like that, but this one here is different. Well, you see, to this day, I get a lot of traffic to this site because of that blog. I'm not playing; that post gets a lot of hits - if you haven't read it I suggest you click the provided link above (shameless plug). So why would you want us to go read that post RiPPa if you regret it? Trust me; you have to go read it to understand.

You see, the subject of the post was the picture of a woman with
a tattoo of a penis on her chest. You know, just above her cleavage? Yeah, right there. I found that pic online, and I just had to write about it. What bugs me now is that people are still hitting that post every single day. Why? Because of the picture I used. Yup, I suspect that the people hitting that post are all thirsty ass trolls lurking the Internet for women. Why do I think that? Because they never leave any damn comments on the thing! They probably do a search on Google for Black women with penis tattoos on their chests because they're into that sort of thing, and voila′, up pop my post. The messed up part about it is that they probably don't read the post, and now they think I'm a Black woman with a penis tattoo on my chest. I swear I hate people who don't read.

Speaking of which: why and how does Steve Harvey have the number one book on the New York Times bestseller list for like the last 4 weeks? No seriously? This guy has a book called: Think Like a Lady, Act Like a Man. Why you hatin RiPPa? No I ain't hatin. I think it's a valid question. Of course, my girl fungke blak chik wrote about this last week, and yes it was hilarious, and yes I agree with her stance on him going from comedian to relationship expert. My question is: who are the women reading this book? I mean, a few weeks ago, Tyler Perry had the number one movie in the country for consecutive weeks. Yup, and I doubt his movie was number one and made the type of money it did because of overwhelming support from Black people. Keeping it real? I think that movie blew up because of White audiences. Seriously, I doubt people were storming the theaters to see just how foine little "Rudy" from "The Cosby Show" has grown up to be.

Call me naive, but I never knew that White people have a thing for Black men in drag going to prison. So what does that have to do with Steve Harvey RiPPa? Well, other than the fact that I think his big ass head is Photoshop on somebody else's body in the pic above (that plus the fact that he looks like a jug of orange Kool Aid), I just don't believe that there are that many Black women buying this book. I'm willing to bet that a vast reason for the success of his book has to do with White women. Huh? Yeah, I think White women are buying his book. I mean hell; he did appear on Oprah twice pushing the book didn't he?

So why would White women be buying that book RiPPa? Ain't like White men are not marrying their asses, right?!!

Well, maybe the White women have an inner Mandingo fetish like I mentioned in this blog a while ago. Or maybe they all (Black women included) have seen the promotional pics like the one above and think Steve's old ass, with his five foot tall teeth, is naked in the book, and tells jokes in it?! Hell I don't know. I do know if I was a woman, that I wouldn't be taking relationship advice from some dude who's been married like three times, and cheated on his wife. But then again, maybe just like the people who troll the Internet for women with penis chest tattoos, they don't actually read.

110 comments:

blackberry said...

Haven't seen the movie, haven't read the book.
I did read an excerpt on Necole's worthy blog, and Steve actually had some good things to say.
Mostly self- respecting stuff, and at times he sounds like he's in awe of Maman l'Afrique.
I am too.

Dirty Red said...

Man, I apologize for post jacking you, but I did not see yours until after I wrote mine.

Now that that is out the way....

I was in Barnes and Nobles the other day and I happened to pick up Brother Stevie's book, so I sat down to read a coupla pages. (uhh no man I did not buy it). Anyways...I was not impressed. I ain't hating on the brother, in fact I'm happy for him. Get that money man, get that money. But why would any man want a woman that thinks like he does? Doesn't that take away from the fact that she is a woman? If I wanted a woman to think like me, then I would be Gay ass gay. If you want a woman that thinks like you Brother Stevie, I am pretty sure that Tyrone that has the corner booth by the bathrooms over at the corner beauty saloon has exactly what you need.

I'm just saying....

Amber-Alert said...

i havent read the book nor am i interested in reading it but i just got back from vacation with some other women in my age group and one of them had the book and pulled it out like every hr on the hr (annoyinggggg) but she said that its good and he makes some valid points. however based on what she read out loud i wasnt impressed. hes not saying anything NEW!!! lmao @ women thinkin its some naked pics of steve in the book lmao!!!!

CareyCarey said...

I know this is old but ...but it looks like it still applies ..."game is made to be sold and not told" ...looks like Ol'Steve is Big Pimpin"

I am with you Big RiPPa ...I doubt if men are buying this book although a few went to see "The Scanks In The City"

But really ...1 + 1 is still 2 ...women love to be lied to. Buy a real fat women a size 12 dress and watch her squeal with delight ....you know the sound *lol*

Steve is straight pimpin' 2009. As Dirty Red said ...get that money boy.

[flahy] [blak] [chik] said...

well you already know how i feel about the book..lol..i just wish he'd go away already..and i do believe a lot of his new fans are white women.

RiPPa said...

Umm, all I wanna know from you folks is...

is it wrong for me to drool just a lil bit when I look at Keisha Knight Pulliam?

♥ CG ♥ said...

Dang, this reminds me of all the hits I get from 'ways to pleasure your man' and every variation of porn site you can imagine. All the result of two innocent posts back when I was fairly new at this. Funky Black Chick warned me. All I can say is there are a lot of people searching for freaky stuff...lol.

achoiceofweapons said...

U not the resident hater. And stop tripping off what you wrote. You have a gift. U write some stuff I fear to read much less write and I love you for it.
Jaycee

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

I too, wrotew about this isht today Rippa!!! *GOMH* or maybe I should get out of yours...but who in the hell died and made him a "relationship expert"?

Looks like he been spray tanning...looking all orange & isht.

I'm not buying the book...nope, unless I need to validate my point..."who died & blah, blah, blah"

Ann Brock said...

Rippa I have to agree it's white women who's buying this book.

Unknown said...

I don't even know what to say. But this pic of Harvey is disturbing on so. many. levels.

Bleh...

MK said...

"Well, other than the fact that I think his big ass head is Photoshop on somebody else's body in the pic above " LMAO! I was thinking the same exact thing. Talk about a mis-matched situation. As far as his book, ummm wasn't he married a bunch of times? Just saying

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