Maybe it's just me, but I have never seen a police sketch artist draw up a Chinese criminal. It's always a black or white guy. And they're never smiling. I find that hard to believe. Some criminals probably love to smile.I don't know if police sketch artists are racist or if they just like movies, but every single sketch looks like Samuel L Jackson. Two weeks later they find the criminal and it's some white midget with an attitude.
If I was to fully trust police sketch artists, Samuel L. Jackson has committed every violent crime since 1986. Thinking of Samuel L Jackson, I thought he was great in "Bruce Almighty" and "Million Dollar Baby". It's about time they gave that brother an Oscar. Hell, he even played the President in "Deep Impact".
Oh yeah, and back to that Chinese thing: maybe its just me but, why is it that every Chinese restaurant has a Mexican dude doing the dishes? What's up with that? Obviously Chinese people don't do dishes, but just once I'd like to go to a Mexican restaurant, and see a Chinese dude as a bus boy or something. To me it only seems right since most of the patrons are either Black or Mexican. Oh well, maybe that's just how it is where I live.
And one last thing: when did Chinese, or Asian people get rhythm? My daughter got me hip to this dance group a few months ago. I think they're called the Niggawokeez or something like that. I think that's what they're called. But anyway, I saw them on MTV and they were break dancing or doing some form of well choreographed, Negro influenced, hip hop style dance.
Did the one Black dude teach them all?
I thought it was cool myself being an ex fat breakdancer and all, but I was shocked to see that they were like, of asian decent. So now I'm thinking: they got the kung fu thing down, as well as the whole being supersmart thing, and now dancing? When are White people gonna catch up?
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U mean to tell me that those Jabbarockers are Asians?
Damn. We are loosing ground in everything. What's next American Indians opening a Soul Food Resturant in Detroit?
Sadly, I don't think my people will ever learn to dance.
My young cousin was watching the news and noticed the same thing about the sketches.
"I know a lot of people who look like that" -he said.
But it just takes getting used to.
Could you give an visual account of the Asians in the Jabawakees to a sketch artist?
If so, they would all come out the same.
But Asians have been dominating the hip-hop dance scene for years. (Look on YouTube if you're not out west.)
Even the old school dancers Rock Steady Crew were Hispanic.
The Black/Dance myth has been gone for decades.
I don't know about the dance scene these days altogether. I mean when I see "dance" now, it's a lot of acrobatics and shit. It wasn't like that back in the day. That ain't rhythm ya know. You don't need music to do that shit. Then again, I don't see the point in ballet or interpretive dance either.
Oh the bass hits hard in this part of the song so we should do something bold here. WTF?
Hate to make any corrections, since this was a post about sketch artists possibly being racist. But Morgan Freeman played POTUS on Deep Impact, and the name of the predominately Asian dance group is called Jabbawockies (sp). LOL.
Truth be told, I couldn't imagine Samuel L. Jackson being a president over the country. He might go into Shaft mode, and start whoopin ass the minute somebody clowns him on his foreign policies at a U.N. conference. LMAO.
No, he mean Sam Jackson. That be his lame attempt at comedy.
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