Sexting with Tiger Woods: 'Can I pee on you?'

I haven't given two shits about Tiger Woods or anything even related to him, but this one was too good to pass up. Who knew that one man's choice to cheat on his wife would be the comedy Gods' gift that keeps giving. So we all know he was busted by his wife via every players nemesis - the numbers in the cell phone. But now, details of his text messages, or as the young folks call it - sexting - has been released.

And lemme tell you, not that I care that Mr. Tall Teeth is into that rough sex thing? In his exchange with porn star, Joslyn James? It's the fact that he asked her if she was into the whole "can I pee on you," thing that cracks me up. Maybe that's the secret to his golf game; peeing on women. R. Kelly would be so proud.

Read the following excerpt from the exchange between him and her. And when you do, read it with Tiger Woods' voice in your head because it makes the experience hilarious. If you don't do that, I promise you it will be as disgusting as 2 girls 1 cup. I don't know about this sexting thing; the shit sounds dull as hell to me, and also a waste of keystrokes, but to each his own I suppose. Thank God his sex tape never surfaced: