DECK THE HALLS AND BREAK MY BALLS

Sometimes I wish I could be like a bear or a squirrel and just sleep the entire winter so that I can miss the holidays and the hypocrisy of it. Its been estimated that "Black Friday" this year saw an increase in holiday shopping spending. On that day alone its estimated that $10.3 million dollars was spent, and that's not counting the weekend sales, or even "Cyber Monday". So much for it being a bad economy with, increased foreclosures, high unemployment and skimpy dime bags of weed.

I mean, people lose their freakin minds at this time of year! Forget WWE wrestling, if you wanna see some bloodshed, wake up about 3am and find a line of idiots waiting to make purchases the day after Thanksgiving. Its even better if its real cold...the colder it is, the more aggressive the consumers are. Yeah, just don't try cutting the line in front of anybody or else you'll be the recipient of a serious beatdown. People take this Christmas shopping thing seriously.

I've always had a sincere problem with people who equate price tags to happiness. Or, "If you don't get me something nice then it must mean you don't like me". The biggest mistake people make during the holiday's is assuming that everyone around them has the same level of "Give-a-Fuck" that they have. I like the holidays but I get sick of running around the mall for 5 days straight trying to find the "perfect" gift for someone.

This is why God invented Gift Cards. I don't have to stand in a store wondering if this shirt will fit you. Or keeping up with the receipt so you can take back something I know you're not going to like. I love gift cards. They're all I'll ever ask for. I don't even care what store. Hell if you know a stripper that offers gift cards please grab me one.

Asking for a gift card only frustrates the die-hard Christmas shoppers that much more. These people are DETERMINED to force-feed the true "spirit" of Christmas down your throat by DEMANDING that you specify a gift and not a gift card. Newsflash you Shop-A-Holic Chowder Head, the true spirit of Christmas has nothing to do with $380 shoes or a wish-list. It has something to do with this dude named Jesus (ever heard of him?). Swing by church next Dec. 24th and you might learn a thing or two. He's the one who "allegedly"started this Christmas stuff so give me my damn Gift Card and shut up! Hell, Jesus was born in a barn and had to smell goat shit and sleep on hay, but all you people are concerned with is an Xbox game system.

Personally, I think all Christians should get like a refund check from the church as a gift for Christmas. Instead of presents you'll look forward to that check like a tax refund. I mean after all, your money went towards the work of God in the form of tithes and offerings, and your preacher drives a new Cadillac. And God DID so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son? Since he was so generous, how about a check?!! Besides, no man over 21 years old should have a "Santa Wish-List" anyway. If so, he should be beat unconscious and then revived...and then beat unconscious again. But like everything, you take the good with the bad.

As an independent thinker I see the Pro's & Con's of the Christmas holiday season:

Pros...

1) You get present.

2) You put up color lights on your house so your electric company can benefit.

3) Some people don't act like dicks in the weeks leading up to and after the holiday .

4) It's the best window of probability for someone you don't like to kill themselves .

5) Drunk drivers who get away with it all year get caught.

Cons...

1) Pedophiles dressed as Santa get to feel children up unimpeded at the mall.

2) Gas prices usually peak around Christmas filling the coffers of those Saudi bastard.

3) More people kill themselves on Christmas than any other day in the year.

4) Christmas music on the radio 24-7 is a vicious assault.

5) Being asked what you got for Christmas – That's as intrusive as asking your mom if she ever gave your dad head. Mind your own fuckin business!

Lastly, a message of Christmas is to be good to each other because "it's that time of year" is fucking bullshit. You should be good to others and treat people well throughout the ENTIRE YEAR. If you're only nice to people during the holidays because of Hallmark, then you should have been aborted.

BACK TO THE FUTURE

So our microwave broke the other day. I guess it just got tired of gettin all hot an bothered and everything being over in a matter of seconds like some women. Oh well, I guess we'll have to get a new one. Maybe a new one for Christmas. I know its Jesus' birthday and all, but I think he'd hate to have us go back to the days of having burnt offerings. Or maybe even not be able to eat popcorn.

Speaking of which, my wife made some the other day on the stove. It brought back memories of my childhood. Its amazing the stuff we used to do before technology came around. I mean, now we have computers to access our porn needs. Back in the day, all I had was my mom and dad's porn stash. Sometimes I wish it could be all so simple again. Bump the microwave. Maybe I'll just buy the family a set of Uno cards for Christmas. I bet the teenager in my house would love that. Now all I gotta do is find that remote for my TV and everything would be just fine around here.

O.J. SIMPSON: "I WAS BORN WITH BIG GUMS SUH!"

A friend is one who'll bail you out of jail, but a real friend is a person who'll be sitting next to you in a jail cell laughing with you about how dumb you both were to get there. There are many definitions as to the meaning of true friendship. But this one sticks out in my mind for right now. I have many associates or people that I know, but I have very few friends. I don't know if you've ever sat and tried to re-evaluate your friendships, but I have.

I've categorized the people that are in my world on and offline. Right now I can say that I have one "true friend". His name is Greg, and he's a buddy of mine from college in Indiana. I swear to this day, him and I are like "Bubba" and "Forrest Gump"; there's nothing I would not do for this guy as a friend. I don't know about going to jail together over some dumb shit, but I know we'd talk each other out of even risking it. To this day I consider him my closest friend. Other than my wife, I can tell this dude anything in confidence. And when I tell you that I don't trust too many people, I'm not lying. But this isn't about the people that you distrust its about the ones that you do. Are the people you trust as your friends true friends? Can they be trusted? Before you answer that question, go back to the first sentence of this blog. Now if the people you're evaluating as "friends" would fit the description, then boom...there you have it. See its only when you're in trouble that you find out who your real friends are.

You know kinda like this guy...

Everybody by now thinks that Michael Vick is an idiot. You know why they do? Because he was rich. It's not because of his involvement in dog fighting. Again, it's because he was rich. I mean why would a rich guy like him get involved in dog fighting?

The answer is in one word...

FRIENDS!!

I seriously doubt whether he woke up one day and just decided to get involved in dog fighting. I think only after years of involvement with an individual or individuals (i.e. friends) he decided to get involved. I don't know, but I think his boys pitched him off and on for a while, before he got in the game. I'm pretty sure that he thought about it for a long time but eventually he gave in because after all, those were his friends. But were they really?

In my opinion, they were not. Wanna know why I say that? Its simple...when the shit hit the fan, they were the first to flip on him. Yeah that's right! They fuckin snitched! See that's the thing that was lost in that whole fiasco. People were so focused on the crime, race and the wealth of Michael Vick that they've overlooked his friends. Its just like the Duke LaCrosse case. Everybody was focused on the rape victim and more so the white dudes who "allegedly" raped her because she was black. Everybody forgot that we were talking about a stripper, and not once anybody focused on her pimp. Nobody was worried or said shit about him. I'm pretty sure as a result of that "scandal" her pimp lost money with all the heat surrounding her. But like I said, nobody cared about him.

But back to Vick, yeah he went down because of his friends. Could he have chosen better friends? I don't know or do I really care at this point. Hell I don't know where the fuck he came from or his background. So for me to be judgmental like some folks when you don't know the dude is pretty damn dumb! But I sure can talk about it.

There's an old saying...

"There's no loyalty amongst thieves"

I used to be a believer of this in theory but now I have to question it. I mean personally, in the past I chose to do my dirt by my damn self and never got friends involved. If you were involved you were a business associate and not a friend. Maybe I'm wrong, but friends don't make money together. You can watch any mob flick and figure that shit out real quick. And to me, that's where O.J. Simpson went wrong in putting his "posse" together to run up in that hotel room. His silly arrogant ass thought those guys were his friends. Lets be real, its not like he woke up that morning and decided to call his "buddies" and ask them to back him up in bumrushing the hotel room. Nope, they called his dumbass, and he went along with them instead of calling the cops. The bottom line here is the fact that friends and business don't mix.

Well that's unless you're this guy....

Yeah Vick and O.J. Simpson should've had friends like this guy. I mean think about it, Bin Laden has been public enemy number one for years. Uh huh, and where is he? The fuck if I know. But I know that he's not in jail or giving press conferences saying that he found Jesus like Vick did. Nor has he ever stood before a United States judge and sounded the part of a recently caught runaway slave just like O.J. did at his sentencing. I swear I thought that Negro was gonna break into an old Negro spiritual afterwards. Seriously, O.J. surprised me sounding almost like "John Coffee" the magical Negro in the movie "The Green Mile". Shit, I didn't know O.J. still had that much Black in him. But instead Osama is free and doesn't give a fuck. And he can only be that way because of his friends.

Its obvious, his friends are pretty fuckin loyal. If I had friends like Osama has I'd be at the strip club every damn weekend. They'd pay for me to get in and also give me money to tip the girls. Most importantly, my wife would never findout. I mean c'mon people, there aren't that many caves in Afghanistan. I'd say that he has some pretty good friends, and those are the type of friends we all should have. With friends like that, bill collectors, the repo man, and the child support people would never be able to find you. And Michael Vick would be playing football, still fighting dogs, and not finding Jesus. And O.J. Simpson would still be free to be the most hated Black man in America.

RELIGION, RACE & REALITY

Me being of direct Caribbean decent, I've been exposed to African cultural practices not seen by too many African Americans.

Oh yeah, I was born in ....

Trinidad & Tobago....

One of the things I saw as a child living there, was the religious practices of black people, and just how much it had nothing to do with the European concept of religion. I don't know, but this was back in the 70's, and even though there was a strong European influence or existence as far as religion is concerned (Catholicism was and is still big), there was still a very large African influence. This still permeates throughout the Caribbean to this day, unlike the way things are here in America. I wonder why is that? Why is it that as far as African religion, there has been a lasting effect in the Caribbean (and other places outside of America), than it has been here in this country?

If you ask anybody if they believed in voodoo, I think most of them would answer with a resounding no. Most of them have been taught that voodoo is just some bullshit mumbo jumbo. But most of the people who choose to believe voodoo, accepts it as something evil. Well voodoo, or Obeah, as its known in most of the Caribbean (or commonly in Trinidad & Tobago), is deep rooted in Africa, and NO, it is not an evil concept as its been perceived by many. Its a religion like any other religion, but the difference is that it has its roots in Africa. Have you ever wondered why, or how, its considered to be evil as opposed to Christianity? Why is it, that the African influenced religion is considered evil, but Christianity is considered good? Can any of you give me an answer on this?

Check this out....

And here is how it is in most of the caribbean....

And here is how it is in South America....

You might look at all of this as bullshit, or in a negative light. But have you ever given thought to why you look at it that way? You see, that's the thing about religion, everything that's practiced outside of the dominant culture is considered evil. And its no mistake who posses the dominant culture, right? Why is it that way? Why is it that the cultural religious practices of the indigenous people are always replaced, or at best infused with the religious practices and beliefs of the dominant culture? Why do some of you refuse to believe in the power of voodoo, ghosts and bullshit like that, but yet accept the bible, Christianity, and God as he's "marketed" thru Jesus as the way? If man can trace his origin to the continent of Africa, why are the religious practices of African people considered to be evil, and almost taboo? Why are the indigenous people of the world's cultural practices always replaced? Why are these people considered lost or "uncivilized" until Christianity comes ashore?

Answers...?

Anyone..........?

WOULD BARACK LOSE HIS "STREET CRED" WITH YOU?

Ok, so by now you know Barack Obama has to put up or shut up. Yeah, by now you guys are aware that there a few people who are questioning his citizenship, and hence questioning his ability to be sworn in as president of the United States.

Yes, and by now you know that Black America's favorite uncle...Clarence Thomas, is responsible for the review of the case by the Supreme Court in the case of Donofrio vs. Wells. It would appear that for some reason, and no I won't dare say racism, there are people who have a problem with Barack becoming president even in the wake of the fact that his election was mandated obviously by the polls casted on November 4th.

Chances are, none of this will stop him from being sworn in. However, what if it did? What if somehow the Supreme Court, or the Electoral College came up with the idea, or exposed the fact that Obama is not a natural born citizen. How would you respond to that? Would you think its just another form of racism? I really would like you to think about that before you answer. I say that because I know it would be easy to pull the race card and call foul. And yes, I think the whole notion of him having to prove himself to be racist.

But aside from that or the motivation. What if it were true that he wasn't a natural born citizen? Would he lose some credibility with you? Could you honestly say that he was irresponsible in his efforts to become president by hiding that fact, and took your(s) and the public trust for granted? Or would you just chalk it up to the same old racism as usual, and in doing so, give him a pass?

What if...

ARE YOU MY DADDY?

I found this pic over at Brown Man Thinking Hard and I found it, and his blog to be heart warming. When I look at the pic, I can't help but to get a sense of security. Sure I've never hugged Barack Obama, but if I did, I can't help but to think that I'd probably feel just like that little kid in the picture. But then again, me hugging another grown ass man and having warm fuzzy feelings might not be cool with Mrs. RiPPa.

Not just her, but society who is always lurking in the recesses of our minds says its not masculine for a man to hug another man in public, but it is to carry an unregistered gun into a nightclub. I don't know, but maybe its cool, to hug another man behind closed doors just as long as your pastor doesn't see it, but in public, its a no no. I can't help but to think that this stems from a lack of affectionate interaction some boys have with their fathers.

Somehow, I think we're conditioned to think that such displays of affection between two men isn't masculine because of it. Come to think of it, its probably why the whole "gimme five" thing was invented. Yup, and ironically the giving of "dap" is a Black thing, or invented by a Black man. Damn! No wonder. Black men have a way of being absent in the lives of their kids. Now I have to wonder who that man was, and wonder if he had a daddy.

Not only that, but I also have to wonder if this is the reason many of our women run around looking for men to hug them. I dunno, I'm just thinking out loud as usual. The last few days I've been shuffling the 14yr old to the library after school to do some school projects. I have to wonder if I wasn't around or she didn't have a man in her life to represent a father figure...would she grow up feeling the need to hug random dudes in succession all in an attempt to find love?

What do you think?

ETHNIC CLEANSING: FEAR OF A BLACK PLANET

So folks were pissed because Jeremiah Wright said that the U.S. Gov't is responsible for the HIV/AIDS virus as an attempt to eliminate black people. Sounds ridiculous doesn't it? I mean why in the world would the gov't want to eliminate black people here in this country. Shit this country wouldn't be where it is if it wasn't for the backs of slaves. So why try and eliminate them? Is the gov't just ungrateful? And why in the hell would the people of color in other countries fall victim to the agenda on the U.S. gov't, namely the people in Africa? Why? What the fuck Rev. Wright?!! Silly old man!!!

*sigh*

Lemme introduce you to National Security Memorandum #200...

National Security Study Memorandum 200 (NSSM200) was completed on December 10, 1974 by the U.S. National Security Council under the direction of Henry Kissinger. Its full title is National Security Study Memorandum 200: Implications of Worldwide Population Growth for U.S. Security and Overseas Interests. It was adopted as official U.S. policy by President Gerald Ford in November of 1975. It was originally classified, but was later declassified and obtained by researchers in the early 1990s.

The basic thesis of the memorandum was that population growth in the Lesser developed countries (LDCs) is a concern to U.S. national security, because it would tend to risk civil unrest and political instability in countries that had a high potential for economic development.

13 countries are named in the report as particularly problematic with respect to U.S. security interests: India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Indonesia, Thailand, the Philippines, Turkey, Nigeria, Egypt, Ethiopia, Mexico, Colombia, and Brazil. These countries are projected to create 47 percent of all world population growth.

The report advocates the promotion of contraception and other population reduction measures. It also raises the question of whether the U.S. should consider preferential allocation of surplus food supplies to states that are deemed constructive in use of population control measures. The report advises, "In these sensitive relations, however, it is important in style as well as substance to avoid the appearance of coercion."

Ok, so lemme break it down. A bunch of white people got together in the U.S. Gov't and conducted a study and decided that there were too many people in the lesser developed countries; people of color of course. They believed that the growth in population of people of color in these lesser developed countries were a threat to survival of our society (i.e. White people). In case you didn't know, there are more people of color than caucasians in the world. They've even conducted studies that concluded that white people will become instinct given world population growth by the year 20...whenever! Its their fear that created this memorandum. And it was done back in 1974.

But before this, there was Dr. Donald MacArthur. He was a spokesman for the Department of Defense who went to congress in 1969 looking for money to fund research on germ warfare. He explained to them that this was to be a "super germ" that obviously would be genetically engineered. The gave him the money, president Nixon signed to it in 1971 and in 1977 the first cases of AIDS/HIV showed up in the United States. Coincidence? Possible! But only a fool would look pass the evidence to support this claim. Here we are in 2008, and there have been various notable biologists, virologists and researchers who are in agreement that HIV/AIDS is in fact a manufactured virus, and not natural. And here today, people call Rev. Wrights claim to be rediculous. Why would the gov't wanna do such a thing? Never mind the fact that they were also behind secret studies with cancer cells on Puerto Ricans which led to death of about 13 of them kinda like the Tuskeegee Experiment was done on black men. Yeah, never mind that, its all conspiracy theory. This is true, at this point because the gov't has yet to come out and acknowledge that they're responsible. Shit, they haven't even apologized for slavery(ok so they DID say they were sorry but where's our reparations?), so why would they ever admit to this? Oh, and lets not forget that Margret Sanger was already successful in carrying out the ideology of racist Eugenicists with Planned Parenthood and subsequently The Negro Project in America.

So here we are today with this disease being of pandemic proportions. It was passed off in Africa as immunization shots. Immunization! Can you believe that shit!!! Well, maybe you can if you remember that Native Americans were knowingly given blankets infected with smallpox. I know some of you probably always felt that HIV/AIDS was manufactured. But you just didn't have anything to base it on. I used to be like that, but I did my homework just like the people who were curious, and this is what I came up with. And no, this is nothing new for me as I've looked into this a long time ago, well before Jeremiah Wright spoke.

But this isn't about me, its about the design of white supremacy. You may wanna continue to be disillusioned if you want. But I urge everyone of you to question everything and question what you know twice as hard. Its only in doing so, that one can begin to find the truth. Once you do, its your duty to pass it on. The video below is very interesting. Its long, but it uncovers alot of the myth associated with the disease as brought up by researchers and experts. They explain just how this disease now is a money maker. I bet alot of you didn't know that there's a patent for the cure. Yeah there is, but the money is made in drug treatment and not curing the disease. You gotta believe that if they can make it, that they can cure it.

"DECONSTRUCTING THE MYTH OF AIDS"

By

Gary Null

IF YOU DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO ABOVE

YOU'LL FOREVER BE BLIND

Oh well, Rev. Wright should've kept his mouth shut. What the hell was he thinking trying to wake up the ignorant people in this country. Hell, most people outside of America already believe this to be true. The nerve of this man being so arrogant to hold the gov't accountable!

Fuck you Rev. Jeremiah Wright!

God Bless America!!!!!!!!

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WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE OPRAH WINFREY?

I originally wanted to title this post "God Doesn't Like Feminists". I even had a very funny argument which supports the feminist movement in rough draft that I've been working on for a few days. Yeah, it takes a few days before the birth of genius sometimes. But instead, in keeping with my "Happy Negro" persona, you guys now have the title as posted above.

So why is there only one Oprah Winfrey? Now, this isn't a black or white issue. But even in acknowledging that, I can't help to put it out there that Black women have been holding the shitty end of the stick far longer than any other group gender wise, or racially. I had to be sure to put that out there to piss off the people who often come to this page who complain about me constantly write about racism in America.

So again, why is there only one Oprah Winfrey? How come we don't see more Black women as successful as Oprah? Hell, how come we don't see more White women as successful as Oprah? What did Oprah do that was so different? I mean, she's a Black woman, and last time I checked, thats a pretty huge disadvantage in today's society. As a matter of fact, just being a woman in America isn't easy as compared to men. Its a fact that women on average earn less than men for the same work. And this is something that holds us back as a society in general. In my opinion, everything starts with the woman, and its sad that women have to be silent victims in acceptance of male domination.

I have three daughters who will soon be facing the world. I don't have a son with whom I can share the optimism of becoming president of the United States now that Barack Obama has been elected. But what am I supposed to tell my daughters? I'm not gonna tell them its best that they stay barefoot and pregnant. I can hope that they would be married and building families themselves when they get older. But do I tell them that they can never be Oprah Winfrey? Can I say that knowing the disadvantages face by women. Hell, Oprah doesn't even have kids. So do I tell them for them to be successful they need to fore go any thoughts of children?

I really would like to hear your thoughts on the subject. I'm not so interested on what you think I should tell my kids. I'm more interested in hearing why there's only one Oprah. Most importantly, I'd like to know why and how this inequality has been in existence for so long, and why haven't you stood up and did something about it yet. I mean, we speak out on civil rights, gay rights, midget rights, but yet I don't hear too much by the way of women's liberation especially from Black women.

Please take the time to watch the following video so you can understand what I'm talking about. Seriously, there's a wealth of information that is shared in the following video. I would also urge you to take the time to read "The Motherhood Manifesto" or take time to look at the documentary. I had the privilege of doing just that a few months ago, and it was truly an eye opener.

VIDEO....

THE REVENGE OF THE CUSTOMER

I’m a nice guy. I mean a REALLY nice guy. I never really freak out at a waiter who’s retarded or really slap the shit outta the dude at the Gap cause he brought me the wrong size pants. I’m pretty patient as long as I’m treated with respect. Things are slowly changing for me though. Why you ask? Well, cause I’ve realized, after several years working in sales, that all people are dirt. From the nice bubbly ones to the bitchy bastards. They’re all the same. They want something and nothing else matters to them.

“Who cares if my demands are outrageous and stupid! I want it done now!”.

There are still a few of us respectful/reasonable people left, but we’re fading fast! There’s no use in fighting the urge to become a prick. We’re all becoming one whether we like it or not. I mean how fun is it to go to a restaurant just to see if you can get some poor waitress fired on the spot? They should make a Reality TV/Gameshow out of this. Have a bunch of people go out trying to get “real” people fired on the spot by making random shit up.

“Hello mister Manger of the Red lobster. I saw your employee sprinkle dandruff from his/her head on the ceasar salads!”

or

“Hi! I’m with the child protection agency and we’ve identified Mike, who works in your Gap Kids department, as a possible child molestor. Just thought you should know.”

Anyone out there wants to help start this project?

Let me know.

Oh yeah, and none of that "Punked" shit with rich people.

THE HELL YOU DOIN IN THE CLUB FOOL?!!

As a department manager at my place of employment, with charge of a substantial number of employees, I hated when people would call in sick. I never hated the fact that they got sick. I mean people get sick all the time. What I hated were the people who lied to get the day off.

People like that always pissed me off. You know, like the people who call in sick and unable to work because they have the flu when in reality they were at the club the night before and accidentally shot themselves in the thigh? Yeah, you know, people like that? I used to hate giving people the day off due to illness only to run into them on my lunch break at the mall looking the picture of perfect health. I especially loved when I would see them but they never saw me. But at a club, you can't pull that shit off.

I've actually fired a guy at a club before. That asshole called in sick one Friday. Nobody calls in sick on a Friday because its payday so I believed this chowder head. Hell, I even arranged to have his girlfriend come to the job and pick up his check. Only to go to the club later that night and run into that prick. Yeah, I fired him on the spot. And would you believe that dummy had the nerve to come to the job the following Monday and produce a doctor's note and ask for his job back?

What the fuck is up with Plaxico Burress? How in the hell you shoot yourself in the thigh on accident at a nightclub? And why after you've been declared unhealthy enough to play football, you take your ass to a club. Seems to me that if I'm paying you millions of dollars, and you're unable to show up for work, the last place you should be is in a damn nightclub. You might think I'm wrong or being hard on the guy, and for that I understand. But this asshole has been in trouble with the team pretty much the whole damn season. And now with this error in judgment this guy stands to lose out on 24 million dollars of a recently signed 27 million dollar contract. My bad, it was a 35 MILLION dollar contract; the 24 MILLION was just a small signing bonus. With the unemployment rate as high as it is in this country right now, you'd think this dude would act right, and not jeopardize his job. But no, niggas always gotta prove how hardcore they are.

He's been fined, and suspended for missing practice for taking his kid to school. I mean being father of the year is important and all, but just saying fuck work and not even calling in to spend time with your kid or family should get you fired. I don't give a damn that he helped them win the Superbowl last year, that fool needs to be fired. He should have been fired then but they let him slide. I guess coach Tom Coughlin has gotten soft or something. Coach is well known around the league for being a stickler for the rules, but this just goes to show that you just can't reach everybody. If it were me, that clown would have been gone, and there would have been no distractions the likes of the Stephon Marbury debacle with the New York Knicks.

I'm still trying to find out how Burress accidentaly shot himself, and why did he have a gun. I mean with the rash of athletes being robbed I could kinda understand the gun thing. But why did they the club bouncers allow him to even bring a gun in the spot. What, just because he's a star athlete makes him exempt from the rules? I mean really? Why the gun Plaxico? Couldn't you at least have the standard ghetto issued pitbull? Sure its hard to sneak a pitbull in the club, but you're an NFL player and everybody knows how you Negroes love your dogs so I'm sure they would have let you slide.

Hell if the pitbull had bitten someone in the club, nobody would be mad. They'd just think that you cared enough about your dogs entertainment to show him a night on the town rather than have him fight for his life all the while earn you money for the rent. For real though! White people kiss their dogs in the mouth. They would have just blamed the idiot who's ass that wonderful pet took a chunk out of instead. The organization PETA would have been protesting the club for letting ignorant fools in the club to fuck with the pitbull. But fuck that, most importantly, I'd like to know why his always hurt, can't stay healthy ass, wasn't sitting at home soaking his crusty feet in epsom salts instead of being at the club on a Friday night. I'm sorry, but the New York Giants need to give him the boot immediately.