Thursday, May 8, 2008

GIMME A TITTY!!


Somewhere, amidst all of the bullshit this year, we missed something. I say we, becuase I don't hear anybody talking about it. There've been many a discussion about the war in Iraq, the presidential race for 2008, high gas prices, and even Britney Spears' crotch. But there's one thing that slipped by us all...


WHY THE FUCK IS MILK SO EXPENSIVE!!!


Do you people realize that milk is almost $4 per gallon?!! Maybe I'm the last muthafucka on the planet to still drink milk and thats why I noticed. But this shit is rediculous! How did this happen? I mean, are the cows on strike? Is there a shortage or something that nobody told me about? I need answers folks and I need it fast. If this can happen to milk, lord knows it could happen to anything else in this country. The last thing I need, is to go to the strip club and findout that lap dances cost $50 a pop nowadays. It wasn't that long ago that milk was like $2 per gallon, and now all of a sudden, you gotta drink it in shot glasses because its so expensive. How in the hell are poor people supposed to be able to afford milk for their kids? If this keeps up, we'll have a new generation of malnurished kids here in America. Its gonna make the 80's crack baby look pretty fuckin healthy if we're not careful. I don't have a solution for this problem right now. Maybe you people have the ideas on this one. But I know somebody has to have a sit down with the cows or something. Pretty soon we'll all be eating dry cereal or sucking on the titties of random women with babies.

55 comments:

Valerie said...

LMFAO yeeeah u didn't know about the milk? Thank Gawd right now for WIC for me but it's a dayum shame when milk costs more than a gallon of gas. Oh have u heard about the rice situation? I eat rice almost everyday and this shit about a shortage has me stock piling like we're in a depression.

(fŭng'kē) [blak] [chik] said...

Yall better start buying powdered milk..loL!w

Anonymous said...

this your boy WODIDDI...man im still tryin to figure out a way to HYJACK a gasoline tanker truck and then some place to store the fuel......Shyts gettin rediculouls...I wonder if they are making a billion dollars every three days like the gas companies....

Anonymous said...

I'd rather pay $4 a gallon over @27 for a can of similac any day. I got 7 more months to go...and counting

Peace,
Pink

iCuLurking said...

Yes, milk is very expensive...I hate milk and I always have even as 2 year old child I would not drink it. It makes me wonder why the human species is the only species on the plant that does not wean their offspring from the use of milk. No other species does that and that makes me really question the slogan "MILK DOES THE BODY GOOD".

EcoscI said...

i know i am digging through the archives, but this shit is sooo hilarious.

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