John Boehner's tan should be nominated for an NAACP Image Award. Of course if this were to happen' it would mean that Beohner is racist by association. Which is absurd because by looking at him it's obvious that he's
"it's worth considering," repealing the cornerstone of civil rights...
I'm gonna need his tan to show its birth certificate.
The real irony of this situation is that "Coon Brother Number One", Alan Keyes, of all people, has stepped up to condemn the idea of repealing the fourteenth amendment as he did last week at a black republican "Uni-Tea" love-fest in Washington DC. Checkout the following clip; and yes, it's OK to question if he's the same "brotha" who opposes Affirmative Action, and is a self avowed "Birther", with intentions of discrediting the legitimacy of Barack Obama's presidency:
Say what you want about Boehner's tan, but it's definite proof that Global Warming is real. As for Alan Keyes? Well, let's just say that the jury is still out in the court of negro opinion. But hey, maybe the soul of his re-vitiligo did the talking.