Yeah, I was stunned when I read that status update, or advertising for childcare services during club hours. You mean to tell me people actually drop their kids off at a daycare that opens at night to be able to go to the club? You mean they actually pay for this service? F*ck that; they advertise this shit? Two locations? Pick up and drop off services? Probably not a bad idea especially if little Deandre and Tyeisha's mom gets pissy drunk at the club. Oh well, I guess providing this service is better than running a weekend crack house. Hell, you gotta get that money, right? You know, sorta like the ladies in this next clip:
Yeah I know that was disgusting and hard to look at. Yes, and I'm sure you hung your head in shame. But hey, where else can you go in America, enter a hot wing eating and beer drinking contest in hopes of winning $500 on a Wednesday night? Entering such a contest is not exactly a career move the likes of taking your clothes off in some smoke filled room while being masturbatory material for perverts. But when you're a single mother struggling to make it as you try to pay college tuition, I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
I mean if you're gonna go to a night club
QUESTION: Ever notice that all contests at night clubs involve women?
Hat-tip to AverageBro