CHRISTIAN PORN?

Nothing cracks me up more than when I see news stories of people finding the Virgin Mary. Ever so often, some chowder head, finds images of The Virgin Mary on a potato chip, a corn flake, in a turd, or in a slice of bread. They often through their lunacy manage to draw enough attention to have some news crew come out to their house to run the story.

I'm not mad at them because if they didn't, well, lord knows how much more sin we'd have in this world. I know being a virgin and giving birth is miraculous and all, but I doubt any of you would believe the chick on Maury who says that she was a virgin mother. Thats one episode that I'd like to see. I gotta admit, it'd be kinda cool seeing 10 dudes all hear "you are not the father" after they admitted that they had sex with the chick who claims she was a pregnant virgin. Oh well, so much for that ever happening.

The latest virgin Mary sighting happens to be on the cover of Playboy. Yup, thats the cover above. It would seem that there is some controversy over this model being depicted as The Virgin Mary. This illustration was published on the Mexican version of Playboy magazine, and people are losing their minds. I could understand that happening because the country of Mexico is largely catholic. No wonder people are against Mexican immigrants coming to America.

Now when I first saw this, I never drew the Virgin Mary connection. I just thought it was just some hot chick, and never gave any thought as to what she was wearing. Truth be told, I just thought it was some middle eastern porn version of Playboy. I'm serious! Do you think people in the middle east or the holy land don't jerk off or more appropriately, masturbate?

I don't know about you, but I don't see this as a big deal. Hell the publishers of the magazine even said that it wasn't their intent to carry a virgin Mary depiction. But its to be expected, people gave Kanye West a hard time when he did the now infamous Jesus Christ crucifixion pic even after he said it was a work of art. This is what I call art, and as you know, art can be interpreted many different ways. Having said that, I think people need to chill the fuck out. Hell, even it it was an intentional depiction of Mary, you gotta be happy in knowing that those horny readers upon seeing it would give their lives to Christ, especially for God creating such a fine specimen.

I can only wonder if this was released in America if it would be a big deal. The combination of catholics and religious right wingers bitching would be a deadly assault. Shit, I just wanna know why they don't pitch a bitch whenever Mary is found on a potato chip. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think this is just another example of the protection of the sanctity of the White woman. If this were on the cover of Black Tail Magazine, I doubt anyone would care.



QUESTION: Could you watch Christian porn? Wouldn't it be cool to watch a porno flick where in the end there was a religious message and maybe the chick who just fucked like 6 dudes and got saved? Isn't it the message that's important?