Sunday, September 5, 2010

I Know Serena is Shaking Her Head

by Eco.Soul.Intellectual

I live just minutes walk from the Prudential Center in Newark. And on hockey night it is not safe for colored girls like me to be walking alone. Mobs of drunken white men are escorted by the police to the Pru so that they can get two hours of more drinking, head bashing and cursing.

They own the night in downtown Newark as they are allowed to do whatever they want, and especially be bloody violent---all in the name of the game.

With the recent brawl in the stands at a popular tennis match, I now know where I have to go so that I can fight and get away with it. It's easy. I've got to find a tennis or hockey match to beat a bitch.

Like the brawl @ the US Open. You've seen it. No arrest, no fine, just a gentle slap on the wrist.

Oh wait, I forgot, I resemble Serena Williams. Forget about it. That's jail time and 92k. Bad negro behavior in public violates the slave & black codes and Jim Crow laws.

And yes, I'm going to say it. The privileges of certain flesh tones and class assumptions (though the three perps look hot off the trailer express) are amazing.

I know what the overall rationale is. Someone is sayig, "These people were just temporarily losing their heads, they really mean no harm. Just let them walk it off."

But I know Serena is somewhere with her feet up looking at a flat screen, shaking her head and saying, "Ain't this a bitch." Welcome to America folks, land of many contradictions that suit the needs of the power brokers.

5 comments:

Roschelle said...

Well I'll just be damned! A slap on the wrist?

Ol' dude should have been spread eagle on the steps via NYPD, Trailer park Barbie needed a sunroof dented in her head for almost giving ol' dude his 4th heart attack.

And young Jethro is either

A) remembering what Grandma Walton said about respecting your elders.

or...

B) weak as hell!!!

no_slappz said...

Obviously your post is a put on. A joke, poking fun at white men who get slapped on national TV by fat white women. No insecure black male would stand for abuse like that. No sir.

As we know, when blacks gather at places where alcohol is sold, if trouble starts, it usually ends with gunfire. And sometimes a corpse.

Mack Lyons said...

"Obviously your post is a put on. A joke, poking fun at white men who get slapped on national TV by fat white women. No insecure black male would stand for abuse like that. No sir."

Interesting. Had all who were involved were Black, I doubt we'd see the above quoted. But of course, it's just "average Americans" in a little dispute that isn't worth much but a misdemeanor and a fine at most.

Blacks in a similar predictament, on the other hand, would receive nothing less than felony charges and a lifetime ban from the stadium. Gotta keep a firm hand on the darkies, after all.

"As we know, when blacks gather at places where alcohol is sold, if trouble starts, it usually ends with gunfire. And sometimes a corpse."

Slappy, we all know how you feel about Blacks and given your disposition, you would be among the nice, clean, family friendly crowds that would gather around to see yet another bothersome Negro "get his" via tree and rope. Your attitude is as ground in as the dirt itself.

msladydeborah said...

SMH!

uglyblackjohn said...

"The Situation" like tennis?
Where was Snookie?

Apture

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