Saturday, November 15, 2008

THE PRINCE & THE PAUPER

You know what? Some of you ladies are a trip! Yes you are!

Ok follow me on this....





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See this guy in the pic above, you know him right? Of course you do. That's Prince! Not only is he one of the most gifted entertainers on the planet. He's also considered a sex symbol to most. Would any of you have sex with Prince? Aside from him being filthy rich, the majority of you would do it because he's a freaky muthafucka. Well I think he is, just based on his lyrics. Am I wrong? Of course not, I'm never wrong. If Prince walked up to you right now and said lets have sex I believe that 80% of you ladies reading this wouldn't even think twice about doing it. The other 20% would probably piss him off and make him walk away asking for money. But see this isn't about Prince, it's about you.

Here's what I mean...

you ladies would willingly give up the coochie to Prince right?

But would you do the same if this guy approached you....





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I doubt that you would. You know why? Because he's nobody and his hair looks kinda funny. I mean who would fuck a guy with a perm right? I mean, unless you're Al Sharpton's wife, you probably wouldn't have sex with a man with a perm. I mean look at the poor guy, he looks like a woman! No woman would want that next to them in bed or even have him lay on top of them with a stiff one up in 'em even if he's the last man on the planet, and his penis was 12 inches long.

I mean look at him! He looks like a fuckin pre-op transvestite wearing a throwback jersey. Well guess what? Prince looks like that too. What?!! You think he walks around the crib wearing the same shit you see him wear on stage? You think he wears those 6 inch heels when he makes pancakes, or plays XBOX? Huh? Do you really think that midget wears heels around the house when he vacuums? Get real! Hell I'm sure Prince has been to a Walmart before. Of course he can't go as PRINCE, but instead he throws on some bullshit clothes to be incognito. And even in those bullshit clothes he still looks like a chick. I mean that's what I think.

Look I'm not hatin on Prince but I'm just saying! What exactly is it about him that you chicks are attracted to? Surely its not the idea that he looks like a woman. I mean if that was the case, LL Cool J wouldn't have the six pack that he has. As hard as it is for him to make a dollar in the music industry, I'm sure he'd start wearing heels and eyeliner instead of having to hock Old Spice like he does nowadays. Look, I know having money gives a person options. But its pretty sad that a rich dude who wears heels and wears makeup can get some pussy before the average guy can.

The moral of the story...

have sex with fat guys!






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FAT GUYS WANT YOU!!!








11 comments:

Wizzy Jr. said...

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!! I LOVE IT!!!

But bruh, let's be honest..you know like I know that these dudes nowadays is takin' this metro-sexual shit just a TAD bit too far.

blackberry said...

Like it'd be safe tryin' ta get between F.G. and his bucket o' bird!

Mahoganydymond said...

I think I am going to pee on myself.. You got me laughing at the end. Now I am by no means attracted to Prince looks. I like him and would sex him cause he is freaky. Fingerwave dude hell to the nah...Unless he is able to full fill my fantasy of the strap on in his anal hole.. Even then I would like that to be a straight man..
Now I date big men. I love big men.. Big men are so freakn sexy and freaky.. So hey..

Da_Kween said...

eeny...meeny...miney...HEYELL NO. I would NOT date Prince. I don't care if someone said he had the bomb sex. It's a no go. He prettier than me. 2nd dude? LOL...yea ok. Wait for that answer. I'd date big dude quicker! He's kinda cute!

Kofi Bofah said...

Ha!

I slid through via a link from go zack.

You and your people might want to check me out.

She is Just Not That Into You

Yup.

Yaya said...

I see it like this..yes he's kinda blurring the gender lines but the fact that he's freaky as fuck and can write a song like nobody's business certainly helps. The whole appeal is sex, money and me being able to imagine that "ADORE" is about me gets my juices flowing.

Mista Jaycee said...

Not just fat dudes! Short dudes too! Very funny post! Heard about your blog from Go Zack! Stop by my blog and leave a comment sometime.
Your Brother in the stuggle
Jaycee

Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

Rippa, I hate to blow your illusion about Prince's desirability to women, but I can honestly say I've never known one personally who wanted to trade body fluids. I take that back. He's very close to my age (50), and when pretty boy was making his mark 30 years ago, some of us thought he was hot for a hot sec, then we started noticing he's sort of weird... weird creepy, not weird cool. He could play a helluva vampire now that I think about it.

And about perms: Unmarried, Al Sharpton can wine and dine me anytime...

Stop laughin' nigga!

And so can Katt Williams. Hah! Forgot about him, didn't ya? So what if his head might stop at my boobies!

*trouble. said...

lmfa0!! you are soooooo funny and its so sad that this is the truth. i would not let homie with the fingerwaves hit if he was a louisville slugger and i were a baseball. that being said, i wouldnt do prince either; he looks too much like my cousin tina. but if i was into keebler elves id prolly have You Royal Zesty-ness on speed dial.

Dirty Red said...

Man you are a trip.

I always thought Prince would sex a man just as quick as a woman, but that is just me.

Why in the hot ass hell would a woman want a man that has to wrap his hair before you get to the sexing?

I'm just saying....

ShesTooMuch4Em said...

I'm gonna have to disagree with KIT... Women LOVE them some Prince. Me included. I don't know if I let him do me but I do think he's attractive. I personally don't think he looks like a woman. And yes, his lyrics alone make him sexy. He can write a hell of a song and if you haven't seen him in concert you should! He also puts on a hell of a show! He also seems like a very down to earth dude. All those things make him attractive to me. And you said "hate sex with a fat guy" like fat dudes don't get no play! PUHLEEZE! Big dudes catch just like slim dudes. I find big guys very attractive. He'll I'd even let Big Black holla, cocked eye and all! I'm but on personality tho.

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