Friday, November 7, 2008


I just got through listening to Barack Obama address the press after his meeting with his economic team. Lemme tell you, shits fucked up. Yeah I knew it was bad, but after hearing them discuss the latest jobless figures, its really scary.

THE BAD NEWS: There are a total of 1.2 million jobs lost to date this year, and there are a total of 10 million unemployed people in the country right now.

Suddenly working in a chicken processing plant like an undicumented worker doesn't sound too bad now does it?

THE GOOD NEWS: Given the astronomical figures of unemployed people, the number of sexual harassment claims are down. Its kinda hard to be harassed or harass people sexually when they don't have jobs.

Yeah, I know, I'm dumb.

But I'm just trying to bring you people the good with the bad.

Hell, if you have a job right now, it might be a good idea to start making sexual advances towards your boss. I know it sounds kinda crazy. But hey, it could possibly do you wonders by the way of job security.


get felt up...

suck a dick..

you too fellas....

your employment future depends on it.

hee hee


Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

Rippa you a trip. I'm keeping my knees clean for when I can't afford food & gas... I'm just saying.


ShesTooMuch4Em said...

just ignant and ya know it don'tcha!? lol

I'm with KIT, Keeping my knees dust free in the work place until then :)

Stuck in my head said...


The numbers are skewed, though. Those are the unemployment claims - meaning that you had to be laid off or your job cut. So really there are WAYYYYYY more people that are unemployed, they just can't get the government benefits. These are the ones that can't get jobs even from temp agencies, or even at jobs they are overqualified for. Sucks.

Needless To Say said...

Makes me glad to be self-employed...but I'll do my duty and make a few sexual advances toward myself, just in case.

It is a scary situation out there, but I think Obama's up to the challenge.

James Tubman said...

prostitution is going to increase

you bette believe it

shit im from the the hood and still live there

now the whole country is being ghettoized by the rich who rule the world

this nation is becoming a third world nation right before our eyes

ZACK said...

You are hilarious!


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