I just got through listening to Barack Obama address the press after his meeting with his economic team. Lemme tell you, shits fucked up. Yeah I knew it was bad, but after hearing them discuss the latest jobless figures, its really scary.
THE BAD NEWS: There are a total of 1.2 million jobs lost to date this year, and there are a total of 10 million unemployed people in the country right now.
Suddenly working in a chicken processing plant like an undicumented worker doesn't sound too bad now does it?
THE GOOD NEWS: Given the astronomical figures of unemployed people, the number of sexual harassment claims are down. Its kinda hard to be harassed or harass people sexually when they don't have jobs.
Yeah, I know, I'm dumb.
But I'm just trying to bring you people the good with the bad.
Hell, if you have a job right now, it might be a good idea to start making sexual advances towards your boss. I know it sounds kinda crazy. But hey, it could possibly do you wonders by the way of job security.
“He who warned uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.” -- Sarah Palin on Paul Revere