Well look no further; for I have found one:
Yes, Tammy Faye Baker lives, folks.
You know how they say if you wanna know what your girlfriend or potential wife will look when she gets older you should look at her mother. Well America, this is what the future of douche-baggery, and tinfoil-hatness actually looks like. Yep, bug-eyed white women angry about paying that Obama tanning tax.
Oh the reverse racism...