Today I find out the sex of my unborn. Never before have I been excited in anticipation to see huge balls instead of a vagina. See, you have to understand. In my house, I am a minority; yes, I'm the only male. I'm a married man with three daughters and from the looks of things, this is my last shot. So needless to say, though excited, I'm a bit nervous. Speaking of nervous, 18yr. old South African runner Caster Semenya may be a bit pissed off rather than nervous right about now:
I mean is it that White folks are fed up, and tired of losing? What's next, are they gonna test Jamaican world record holder Usian Bolt to see if he's a cheetah? I tell you what. Lets start testing those eastern European female athletes we see competing on the world stage. Yeah, I've seen some of those White chicks with uni-brows, hairy legs, thick mustaches and built like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan the Barbarian, but nobody ever says anything about testing them. So yeah, why don't we test "Helga" and the rest of them.
Listen Black people, we have to get together and stop this. This is scientific racism at it's finest. Yes, it's like that whole Bell Curve thing all over again; and, in Germany of all places; I guess they're still not over that whole Jesse Owens thing. If we don't stop this you know what's gonna happen? I have the sneaky suspicion that my melanin deficient cousins here in America will get the hint and start testing
But all of that aside, what if she was a man?